Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When ugly girls be wearing so much make up it looks totally hideous.

Colloquialism:

There's baby cakes cake it up with all that Fake Up. If only she knew how fugly she looks.

by Fake Tan Man 2 July, 2023

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All the made up lies a homeless girl tells you at Pioneer Square trying to get more money out of an unsuspecting passerby.

Colloquialism:

There's Pawnee Fables on the street corner lying to passerbys for more coin, smokes, and hash. "Hi, I'm Pawnee Fables, and my gerbal is sick, can you give me some money?" "Hi, I'm Pawnee and I need to go to Seattle, but I don't have any money, can I have yours?"

by Pawn Star 19 July, 2023

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Women who lie to men that their child is from Father A when it's from Baby Father B.

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Look up the stats, she's a big zero, move on with your life, it's Paternity Fraud. Kid's not yours homie. Apple don't fall from the tree.

by Jockstrap 4 August, 2024

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When your phone carrier suspects an incoming call is a potential scam.

Colloquialism:

Oh yea, i be gettin' Scam Likely every month from the forgettables. There's nothing to like about That Guy Scam Likely.

by Likely Brothas 17 January, 2025

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Definition:

A person who can’t decide on anything; unpredictable.

Colloquialism:

That Sometimish Coolie down in San Fernando never be on time. Waitin on him like 12 hours.

by Hurry Up! 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Hard on. Testerone pumping when a man looks at pornography.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I'm all about Renudeable Energy Projects! Hahaha. Why I go to Colombia and Brazil for the Renudeable Energy drinks.

by Mormon 27 August, 2024

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Definition:

Falling asleep after the dopamine hit.

Colloquialism:

Dude, went into a Sex Coma after the Bone Dance.

by Dopamine Hits 12 December, 2023

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A felony sex addict music artist known for peeing on underage girls.

Colloquialism:

Why does R. Felly pee on underage girls? That is one sick bastard. That's atrocious.

by Don't Pee On Me 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

A highly controlling evil social media founder.

Colloquialism:

Dark Fuckerberg sucks! Hate that bastard Dark Fuckerberg. What do you get with money, a social network, and one crazy looney tune? Answer: Dark Fuckerberg.

by Dark Fuckerberg 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

When new recruits get on stage of mega churches believe they have ascended to the top of the Spiritual Olympics in choir or Christian performance band.

Colloquialism:

I'm on stage at my mega church. Now, I'm number one in the Spiritual Olympics. I'm Pastor So-So, that means I've ascended to first place in the Spiritual Olympics.

by Singer 21 October, 2024

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