Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Shitty hotels for sale on LoopNet.com that no would ever buy in a million years.

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I wanted to buy a 100 room hotel, but only saw fugly run down Bates Motels for sale on the internet. "Yea, I stayed at a Bates Motel a long time ago, roaches everywhere, one disgusting place!" Norman Bates would have loved it.

by Shanghai Living 29 August, 2023

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Suicide

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Jeb was found Unaliving himself after his wife betrayed his marriage.

by Slit Wrist 16 August, 2024

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The awkward guys who wear swim fins in public swimming pools.

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Scene out of movie but nah for real I saw a "Swim Finner pool swimmer" dude at my resort condominium pool.

by Unbelievably True 1 September, 2023

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People like Nicholas Alahverdian who are total frauds and claim they are Irish orphans when they are actually part of the Foster Care system.

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Loster Care dude Nicholas Alahverdian is one sick delusional guy thinking that he's Arthur Knight. Lying about your identity is like joining Loster Care. So many people on the lost trail need Loster Care. Losers need traumatic assistance at Loster Care.

by Dr. Todd Grande 3 January, 2025

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Jewish scammer who lied to women he was a billionaire.

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Tinder Swindler got my money, damn I'm just a fat ugly woman.

by Swindle Top 10 August, 2024

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The act of firing those that do a terrible job.

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State Farm incorrectly charged me a wrong bill. Well, I got news for State Farm, "You're fired!"

by Fire it up 1 July, 2023

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Name of the only true God.

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Yah know it!

by Yah Dude 13 July, 2023

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Christmas is about the miracle of the virgin birth, but not the adoration of the blessed mother.

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Christmas comin'! Ain't it about Christ entering the world? Tholics think it's bout the Blessed Virgin. Nah, we gone have to Mary Dismiss dat! Hahaha. Is it Christmas or Mary Dismiss? You pick!

by Emanuelle 30 November, 2023

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White New Age psychopath who thinks he's experienced past lifes.

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What happened to the blood of Christ, Edward Mannix? No Ed, you are not a LightWorker, more like a demon worker. There is no light outside the Light of Christ. Edward Mannix is a total deceiver and crackpot.

by Large Group Clearing 5 February, 2025

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