Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Vehicle booting is a parking enforcement technique in which a large metal wheel clamp is secured onto one of the car’s wheels for excess car tickets owed above $350.

Colloquialism:

Hate the Car Booting companies. Call me the Boot Girls. Get this dern metal boot off my car.

by Girls from Buckhead 29 August, 2024

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People who own worthless shitty unvaluable shitcoins.

Colloquialism:

Oh yea, a whole bunch of Shitcoiners abound. Wish I was a bitcoiner. Nope, just a Shitcoiner.

by OpenAi 20 August, 2024

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Scam businesses whereby the criminals declare bankrupcty and get out of dodge.

Colloquialism:

As new scam companies open up shop, more Business Thieves pervade.

by Scammy Sosa 9 August, 2024

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The night you was up late into the wee hours of the morning staring at Internet Porn.

Colloquialism:

Good Porning young lad, did you get any sleep? I heard you was awake til 6 am!

by Naked & Afraid 17 September, 2023

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Every Sports Player is Negro!

Colloquialism:

Seems like everyone is black on ESPN these days.

by Negro Leagues 2 July, 2023

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A Puerto Rican.

Colloquialism:

Too many freaking rican's live on Loma Linda here in Orlando.

by Rico Suave 3 July, 2023

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New Fresh of the Boat people living in the ghetto trying to floss and look like they cool, but it just ain't working.

Colloquialism:

There's Paneer being Ghetto Fobuluos!

by Fobulate 30 June, 2023

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Sexquisitives

Colloquialism:

Hold on I gotta make a Bone Call right quick and schedule a session.

by Lustony 7 November, 2025

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When a company executive lies and says they put a bulk of their money into Research and Development when in truth they are filling their pockets.

Colloquialism:

Temenos on dat R&D Jabber, me I'm not buying it one bit.

by Hindenburg 11 August, 2024

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N = R∗ × fp × ne × fl × fi × fc × L = failed equation that doesn't actually prove terrestrial civilizations, but is purely a conjecture.

Colloquialism:

Fucking joke? Drake's Equation? Morons didn't learn anything from Fermi's Paradox? Where are they? If lifeforms outside of Earth existed, than why have they not visited us? More psychotic white atheists on lunatic missions to Mars wasting trillions!

by Psycho White Guys Rule 16 May, 2025

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