Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Pain be upon him.

Colloquialism:

Definitely not peace but pain be upon him.

by Moslem Joke 9 June, 2025

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Sex parties fueled with drugs, male prostitution, whereby Sean P. Diddy combs would blackmail and film party goers.

Colloquialism:

Sean P. Diddy gone to jail and get hurt in prison after all de Freak Offs exposed.

by Cell Block 4 20 September, 2024

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A person of Indian descent who lives in the Caribbean, Florida, or a descendant of a Coolie.

Colloquialism:

There goes that Coolie ass!

by Coolie Bhai 28 June, 2023

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Famed Mongol ruler who supposedly fathered 500 to 1,000 children through his miltary conquests and concubines.

Colloquialism:

Guys, what's the game plan tonight at the party? "Genghis Khan!" What you mean? Command and conquer that ass.

by Kublai Khan and Babur 19 March, 2025

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Simps, beta males, insecure losers, female Attention Whores, and life coaches who compete for attention.

Colloquialism:

Begatarians are so desperate to pad their channel with anything goes nonsense content.

by Nope! 29 October, 2023

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Going to jail only to get pardoned.

Colloquialism:

Everyone's famous now I guess on Tiktok? Not! I'll tell you if you go to prison and get presidentially pardoned you are a somebody in my books. Cuz, that's not easy to do. Foh reals, you a nobody unless you can be Presidentially Pardonable!

by Chris Lee 18 July, 2025

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Definition:

Hick way of saying tractor.

Colloquialism:

Just wear a cowboy hat, act like a fucking hick, and run a Tractactor, and you'll get a white chick. 😃😃😃

by Eight Track 25 May, 2026

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Incredibly old jealous broads past the age of 40 that hate the fact that Superstar Peacock dates 21 to 29 year old gorgeous women on a regular basis.

Colloquialism:

Hahaha, desperado bitches be complaining about my 21 year old gorgeous hottie. Sucks to be you, you old Desperados! Desperados always be angry for no good reason.

by Superstar Peacock 22 September, 2023

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Down and outers. Lost in life. Not going anywhere. Suck at everything. Eat off the system. Leeches and losers.

Colloquialism:

The addicted debtors and bottom feeders of society.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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People like Nicholas Alahverdian who are total frauds and claim they are Irish orphans when they are actually part of the Foster Care system.

Colloquialism:

Loster Care dude Nicholas Alahverdian is one sick delusional guy thinking that he's Arthur Knight. Lying about your identity is like joining Loster Care. So many people on the lost trail need Loster Care. Losers need traumatic assistance at Loster Care.

by Dr. Todd Grande 3 January, 2025

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