Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Some white real estate developer dude that owes you 1.5 million dollars, and makes up excuses why they can't pay.

Colloquialism:

What do you call a bankrupt real estate developer? That's right! A Debt Grantham.

by pronob sarker 7 July, 2023

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Buying lotto tix on the quick without waiting to fill in the numbers like the tards in the late line.

Colloquialism:

"Here's 2 bucks. Quick Pick motherfuck. Yall suck! Thank you very much!"

by Rich or Die Tryin' 31 October, 2023

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Niggers

Colloquialism:

In da town of Vidor, Texas they call black folks, "Riggers." Damn, Riggers causin' violence everywhere, stealing what I got.

by Lowe KKK 5 October, 2024

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A crazy white guy drunken pilot who was caught under the influence of alcohol before flying a commercial flight.

Colloquialism:

Gabe Drunken' Schroeder knows better than not to be drinkin' and piloting on commercial flights. Hi, I'm Gabe Drunken' Schroeder and I'm white, so that means I can get drunk and pilot a plane while putting all my passengers in danger!

by Drinkin' and Piloting 29 September, 2023

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The style of macking on women, dating them, gettin' what you want, and movin' on before the collateral damage comes.

Colloquialism:

Why buy the cow? Just milk it. Date & Run patna. Keep it simple.

by Rasta Joef 18 August, 2024

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When a man identifies a Dominican he wants to have a child with to create the next great baseball player.

Colloquialism:

I'm talking to Estefany from Santo Domingo and we're planning "Bambino Futuro!"

by Slugger 17 September, 2023

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An American expression that means person's genetics are so exquisite you can't afford their great looks.

Colloquialism:

Your DNA's on point! I'm Out of Pocket for Those Genes! Oh my what? I'm Out of Pocket for Those Genes, Mr. Handsome Man! His game too good on the floor, no one can keep, we all is Out of Pocket for Those Genes!

by Butterfly Princess 12 June, 2025

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Definition:

Claims to be first legalize soveriegn cyber nation.

Colloquialism:

Have you heard of Joseon? Nah, never heard of it? What is it? Saw, there video with another British accented voice over. Only found the Mun cryptocoin on the Joseon website.

by UN Member 30 August, 2024

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Some Bolshevik ruler who wants to rule the world.

Colloquialism:

Gladimir Lootin' wants all the Stans in his bag of Russian Christmas presents.

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What you call an expensive Costco. Expensive stores in third world countries that just cost mo!

Colloquialism:

This place ain't a Costco, it's a Costmo!

by Costi 1 July, 2023

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