Definition:
Men that don't make money. Anticlimactic individual. Poor situation.
Colloquialism:
He's a Hard off; Limp Dick, can't take care of me. Poor situation.
by Mrs. Money Bags London 20 August, 2024
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
The incorrigible Philistine pagan who Samson married and brought havoc to Samson's life.
Colloquialism:
I'm sleeping with enemy: Delilah. Delilah ain't gonna trick me for my secret sauce. I know you're a Delilah. Look, nah, Delilah asking me Queen of Sheba questions wit an angle.
by I Married a Philistine 4 August, 2024
Definition:
Mafuckas from shame cultures that create a stumbling block in the Christian's life to feel bad about your awesome life.
Colloquialism:
Shamers like Judas Khanna is the whole fuckin' problem in the world, tryna make me feel bad for my entire life's greatness. Fuck you Shamers!
by Ungrateful Dead 5 June, 2024
Definition:
Caribbean food in Florida that is part of Floridian culture.
Colloquialism:
You know nuttin' bout Floribbean Cuisine cuz u iz from Arkansas, Hokey. Floribbean Cuisine is doubles, curry goat, ackee saltfish, Dominican sancocho, an' Guyanese roti.
by Gator Bait 20 August, 2024
Definition:
A company led by a fake cult like guru named Bikram that fooled its following into a hot yoga mess.
Colloquialism:
My thoughts on the Bikram Yoga Scandal? Total joke. I want cold yoga, no hot yoga for me.
by Nope 30 August, 2024
Definition:
When absconders from the empire flee to other parts of the world.
Colloquialism:
My boy Tex from Houston - Katy committed a felony; man jumped ship on a one-way ticket to Hawaii. No extradition! Where I'm from we call dat "Scondas Paradise." Boi look at dem scondas on de isle from Zuela right here in Trinidad & Tobago.
by Coolie Mac 25 September, 2023
Definition:
A disturbing fake technology whereby a person would have to go under anesthesia to implant bluetooth into the back of their ear.
Colloquialism:
Don't call me, I'll call you! I'm out. Not wearing the Ionic Ear implant, you crackpot.
by Darren Johnson 28 August, 2024
Definition:
Taking early retirement as soon as possible, or going on disability as fast as you can to collect social security, disability benefits, and stop working the 9-5 grind at Fedex.
Colloquialism:
Yup, my brother-in-law Blake from de Bayou was one dem Fedup Workers. Took less money, got his early retirement at 55 and now he plays golf in Heaven. Those Fedup Workers bought a lottery ticket and miraculously won, now they don't have to work at Fedex anymore.
by Need a Payout 25 August, 2024
Definition:
Lottery scammers
Colloquialism:
Eddie Tipton that Scandalier!
by Philip Johnston 16 August, 2024
Definition:
Avoiding Green Card catchers
Colloquialism:
The strange and odd ways people immigrate to the USA, man I just be Voiding Green Carders in the travel market.
by Carders Market 22 July, 2024