Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A demon inpersonating an alien, in Scientology's creative fiction of their false religion. He is described as a planetary ruler some 70 million years ago who brought billions of Aliens to Earth and killed them with thermonuclear weapons.

Colloquialism:

Pretty fuckin' ridiculous how Xenu the alien became the ruler of the Earth in a religion that was created in the 1960's! You shittin' me? Xenu that demon is part of Lientology's soteriology!

by Herd Immunity 7 October, 2023

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The currency of anger.

Colloquialism:

She's got a lot of Bitch Coin! Tried Coinbase and WeBull can't find the Bitch Coin price.

by Philander Rodman 4 July, 2025

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Gay black men in the closet.

Colloquialism:

So I got divorced and went to Houston and was hanging out with my friend Chris, he confessed to me he was on the down low and wanted my balls! I was like God, get me out of here!

by I'm Out of Here! 7 September, 2023

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Your ride or die chick, not the PT clinic.

Colloquialism:

So you like her? yep, that's my Kelly Hawkins? you mean the physical therapy clinic. she does that too, but my Kelly Hawkins takes care of me and my childrens.

by Ati 3 January, 2026

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White people who are afraid of people of color for no good reason, but have to blame others for their problems. The sheer trepidation of minority people.

Colloquialism:

White fright chicks be blaming people of color for everything.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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A bitcoin exchange that was hacked in 2014, and the founder Mark Karpelis was found guilty of falsifying financial records.

Colloquialism:

Mt. Gox was big news in 2014. We all were there when it collapsed.

by Collapse 30 August, 2024

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Drug used to spike your drink in Colombia.

Colloquialism:

She asked to visit my apartment in Medellin, bring wine, and watch Netflix. Nice romance scam, and so you want to spike the wine, steal everything, and kill me at the same time with Scopalamine you evil satanic bitch. Go to hell.

by Know Better 13 December, 2024

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When young white kids feel entitled to everything.

Colloquialism:

Lots of Enwhitlement in Orange County, California.

by White Privilege 27 July, 2024

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The public workforce entering working force slavery for the rest of their lives.

Colloquialism:

I was invited to the party at address Prison Planet , would you like to come along?

by pronob sarker 9 July, 2023

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Definition:

Predator Michael Will

Colloquialism:

Hi, I'm 50! Cute though. Built good. We'd have to keep ourselves a secret because you are 15 and I'm a 50 year old Generic White Male. Wow, that's just real scary To Catch a Predator style with Chris Hansen. Hahaha.

by To Catch a Predator 15 July, 2025

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