Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Sport Statistics

Colloquialism:

I'm going to create a business and call it Sportalistics. What are Sportalistics saying?

by Stat Tracker 4 August, 2024

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That high school guy whose always on drugs.

Colloquialism:

Yea, Stoner Malone at our high school cafetaria smells like MJ. Stoner Malone puffs the magic dragon, takin' hits during our 30 minute break in 9th grade.

by Stonehenge 21 October, 2024

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When a woman gets pregnant to keep a guy around.

Colloquialism:

That's her Trap Baby! Well executed!

by Lego my Prego 27 January, 2025

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Some super slutty bitch who thinks she’s going to have a career in porn only to get played by the porn directors and eventually gets STD’s.

Colloquialism:

She tole me her name was Destiny, more like Lustony, that bitch is one three timing whore for the money, now Lustony just a walking STD.

by Bitch 4 Eva 13 July, 2023

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Fans who panic when they meet legitimate stars.

Colloquialism:

Fanicans scare the Bejesus out of me. Fanicans panickin' when they say me.

by Super Cool 27 January, 2026

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When a multibillionaire names their child with a strange name.

Colloquialism:

There's billionaire naming his kid "Techno Mechanicus" thinkin' it's cool, when it's not.

by Poor Thinking 11 September, 2023

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Attractive women that rent expensive apartments and are usually so called influencers.

Colloquialism:

She's a Brittany Renter, you know wannabe influencer types at the highrise apartments renting a studio for $2,200 with 3 other apartmates! Damn Brittany Renters! Brittany Renters think they ass better looking than Oprah's wallet.

by Not Simpin 30 May, 2026

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Tennis player who is tested positive for doping.

Colloquialism:

Can ya stop testing positive for doping Janik Sinner?

by Dru 21 August, 2024

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When life is not fun because you are not getting what you want.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I just throw in the towel when Life Sucks, and find better things to do like cocktails, bikinis, beaches, and funning.

by Ex Pat 24 September, 2024

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The atheist's culture of death. Infinite regress.

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Deathocles tryna claim God don't exist. Why would I listen Deathocles? He Sux!

by Apollos 29 June, 2024

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