Definition:
Old blonde women with fake tits, freckles on their skin, botox lips, and lots of make up.
Colloquialism:
I don't fool with Oldy Lox only Goldy Lox.
by Zebra Referee 23 August, 2025
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Definition:
Plebians
Colloquialism:
Poor asses with a poor people mindset.
by Homelessville 9 August, 2024
Definition:
The uber driver who keeps your shit, when you leave a belonging in their car after the dropoff.
Colloquialism:
"Damn son, I just left my new white Nike thermo water bottle in the UberThieves car. Pisses me off!" "UberThieves be stealing my shit; dude I'll pay you for the returned item just do the honest thing UberThieves! Wanderson the UberThief be like, "Well, maybe you should not leave your thangs in my car; I'm not a nanny, I'm an UberThief. It's what I do, and I'm good at it. I never respond to lost and found Uber calls!"
by Losing Thangs in Uber Cars 9 September, 2023
Definition:
Some white real estate developer dude that owes you 1.5 million dollars, and makes up excuses why they can't pay.
Colloquialism:
What do you call a bankrupt real estate developer? That's right! A Debt Grantham.
by pronob sarker 7 July, 2023
Definition:
Facts events that really happened.
Colloquialism:
So what are Factivities of the case? How about we review the Factivities?
by Judge Bonner 4 December, 2024
Definition:
Cult hero, famed bad boy in the movie Fight Club, played by Brad Pitt.
Colloquialism:
When I grow up, I'm gonna be Tyler Durden and kick your ass.
by Edward Norton 27 August, 2024
Definition:
The Scammer's Market is where those smart Russians and Eastern Europeans be hacking your crypto accounts.
Colloquialism:
And you thought it was a Saturday Market? No, it's a Scammer's Market on the internet. Hell, I got scammed for 2.5 million from my Ripple Wallet.
by Scalmon Con 1 July, 2023
Definition:
Hebrew for "hurry to the spoils." A prophet in the Old Testament with a long ass name that can mean "too long to matter."
Colloquialism:
Ood dat is a mouthful - Maher-Shalal-Hash-Baz!
by Long Winded 13 November, 2023
Definition:
Worst college football program in NCAA Division 1 Football.
Colloquialism:
And who deserves the award for the saddest college football program ever? The honor goes to our beloved Kent State!
by Tucky 12 November, 2024