Definition:
When two things merge with urgency.
Colloquialism:
Mergency situation here. Need to act quick. Have some Mergency and play better in life.
by Coach Carter 8 November, 2024
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
Uncolorful loser white folks from the NW who are so discolored they look like pasty chalk from Ireland.
Colloquialism:
There goes those Pasty Whites living in Boring, Oregon! I saw me some Pasty Whites and boy do they look like they are from Portland, Oregon. So fuckin' pasty white.
by Color Comedy 19 July, 2023
Definition:
The act of slighting each other under our breath or deep intentions that are negative. The manipulation of the mind to cause microaggressions towards others.
Colloquialism:
I sense their Secret Slights just like Jesus knew the thoughts of the people. What's with The Secret Slights? Just tell me how you feel, Katrina.
by Victoria Secret 8 July, 2023
Definition:
Self-Employment Tax in a LLC that is set at 15.3%.
Colloquialism:
Just run your LLC with S Corp so you don't have to deal with the effin' FICA Tax.
by Smarty Pants 16 August, 2024
Definition:
Women who lie to men that their child is from Father A when it's from Baby Father B.
Colloquialism:
Look up the stats, she's a big zero, move on with your life, it's Paternity Fraud. Kid's not yours homie. Apple don't fall from the tree.
by Jockstrap 4 August, 2024
Definition:
Intelligence units designed to clamp down on Scamateurs all around the world.
Colloquialism:
Was on Youtube, saw the Scam Baiters exposing the Scamateurs from Asia and Africa.
by Baiting is a Habit 5 October, 2023
Definition:
When a man identifies a Dominican he wants to have a child with to create the next great baseball player.
Colloquialism:
I'm talking to Estefany from Santo Domingo and we're planning "Bambino Futuro!"
by Slugger 17 September, 2023
Definition:
A demon inpersonating an alien, in Scientology's creative fiction of their false religion. He is described as a planetary ruler some 70 million years ago who brought billions of Aliens to Earth and killed them with thermonuclear weapons.
Colloquialism:
Pretty fuckin' ridiculous how Xenu the alien became the ruler of the Earth in a religion that was created in the 1960's! You shittin' me? Xenu that demon is part of Lientology's soteriology!
by Herd Immunity 7 October, 2023
Definition:
Your sin will find you out!
Colloquialism:
by Simba, It's Our Little Secret! 22 December, 2023
Definition:
A nice way of calling saying your woman didn't follow through in her commitment.
by Dumb & Distracted 4 January, 2026