Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Poor management

Colloquialism:

Ain't management, just Damagement on arrival.

by Landlord 12 August, 2024

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Slawsa is a delicious cabbage-based relish with addictive heat undertones (slaw-salsa hybrid).

Colloquialism:

Oowee, get me da Slawsa! Slawsa tastin' good.

by Brenda 28 August, 2024

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Africans who always laughing no matter what.

Colloquialism:

Laughricans is a different breed all together. Always smiling Laughricans! You have a very wealthy smile my dear. At least you are rich in laughter!

by Djibouti Talk 15 July, 2025

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Defining the amount of violence and crime in Chi-Town (Chicago).

Colloquialism:

What you call an Afghani living in Chicago these days? A Chiraqi! Lots of violence in Chiraq these days.

by Manute Bol 15 July, 2024

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Distractions. People that are delusional and are on the Wrong Side Of History.

Colloquialism:

Lots of Siders who are not in the tradition and have no clue what they are doing in life. Instagram is about 99% Siders, but free peak of that ass, okay I'll give it a shake. Fuckin' Siders.

by Inside Man 20 July, 2025

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The act of playing lottery only to lose.

Colloquialism:

Oh yea, I play Mega Nillions and I still never win. 1 out of 300,000 million? Yep, I got a chance. Mega Nillions time!

by Little Dinero 4 May, 2025

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Selling dreams untrue, securing the bag, getting out of dodge, and buying property with money on a plush island resort.

Colloquialism:

I've already got a plush beachfront penthouse on a Brazilian beach with butt ass mulatas livin' Absconder's Paradise like the Coolie Mac that I am.

by Ocean's 14 4 January, 2025

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Dumbasses that think UFO's exist.

Colloquialism:

When UFO Reporters like Shaq and Jimmy Kimmel think UFO's are real that's when I know Neil Degrasse Tyson is laughing out of his socks. Idiots, when Christians are raptured out of the world they will assume we are those Aliens. "See, I told you those people were Aliens all along, and now they have disappeared!"

by Signs 11 September, 2023

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Lottery scammers

Colloquialism:

Eddie Tipton that Scandalier!

by Philip Johnston 16 August, 2024

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People with names that no one can pronounce. Damn, there goes those unprouncables, like how do I say that name. I’d rather not?

Colloquialism:

Dude, what's your name? Sorry, I don't talk to Unprouncables, that I can't understand!

by Don't Understand 13 July, 2023

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