Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

People, usually women, but not excluding men who ask payment assistance for rent.

Colloquialism:

Hi handsome, my love, now that I put my spell on you and got you to commit to me, could you please pay my rent? Answer: Nope, I don't pay Rent Requestors a dime for their obligligations in life. What's with all these Rent Requestors?

by Love Ain't Cheap! 2 August, 2024

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When your phone carrier suspects an incoming call is a potential scam.

Colloquialism:

Oh yea, i be gettin' Scam Likely every month from the forgettables. There's nothing to like about That Guy Scam Likely.

by Likely Brothas 17 January, 2025

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When a person gets harassed by someone at the park.

Colloquialism:

Mon tief tryna steal meh heart swoopin meh at de park, not on meh watch at Harassic Park. yea, i saw Harassic Park an' he gone no game, only bumpin' gums wantin' some. de boi real foolish, i give no fun, no ponpon eitha.

by Tia Tia 17 December, 2025

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Definition:

A fake Brasilian.

Colloquialism:

There goes that Falsoleiro. Always wearing Brazilian gear like he's Brazilian and trying to speak shitty portuguese! Total Falsoleiro. Not a real Brazilian.

by The Falsoleiro 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Any in-group word or phrase that can distinguish members from outsiders.

Colloquialism:

Sup Ephraimite, now say Shibboleth so I can hack you to pieces at a number of 42,000. "Sibboleth" okay now I have to kill you, sons of Ephraim."

by Gilead 9 January, 2024

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Definition:

Brothel; Bordello

Colloquialism:

Yea, I been to that Fuckotel Blackbeard's in Puerto Plata, DR.

by Why You Jockin' Me? 1 December, 2025

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Definition:

Dirty poon tang from Thailand.

Colloquialism:

Asian Mud Dauber's nesting at my crib in Phuket. Time to see the Mud Dauber's in Pattaya, Master Cliff.

by Clent Sells Land 20 March, 2025

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Definition:

The last of the stans.

Colloquialism:

And Backistan is in last place in human development. What's new? It's Backistan failing at everything. I don't know whose worse? Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan or Backistan? All I know is it's the back of the line for Backistan!

by Trashy Times 3 September, 2024

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Definition:

A fast mistake. when something bad happens real quick.

Colloquialism:

Whoops close! that had to happen like that? whoops close it wudn't right.

by Floribbea 25 November, 2025

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Nickname for the Gaslamp party district in San Diego where lots of bitches dress up like tramps.

Colloquialism:

Was at the Gastramp District and saw me a bunch hoochie mamas and tramps.

by Bentley 1 September, 2024

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