Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

That girl you thought was a fab rich latin girl when in reality it just means factory in Spanish. Fab for fabulous, rica for rich. Can also mean sex worker.

Colloquialism:

Yuh for real? I thought Fabrica was the name of the latin pop idol Fabrica Trabajo. Than I realized she just workin' at the tomato factory. Man, I need to get better at Spanish. "Yo, I met me a Fabrica last night at the club" Boy those fabricas know how to dance! I want me a Fabrica tonight.

by Lost in Translation 10 September, 2023

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How independent contractors, scammers, Fake Businesses, charlatans, fraudsters lure someone to give them money, and than are never to be found again, keeping that money at bay.

Colloquialism:

How you fell for The Sick Game Of Keep Away! Yea, I fell for that scam already by Judas Khanna Jr., Broke Solo Cody from Kansas, and Ed the fake contractor. Give me back my money! The Sick Game Of Keep Away continues.

by Charles Fraudzi 20 November, 2024

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Your ride or die chick, not the PT clinic.

Colloquialism:

So you like her? yep, that's my Kelly Hawkins? you mean the physical therapy clinic. she does that too, but my Kelly Hawkins takes care of me and my childrens.

by Ati 3 January, 2026

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Wild man who is crazy for sex.

Colloquialism:

Manimal I am. Man, mammal, animal.

by Toughness Factor 31 July, 2024

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Do Business Til I Come. "Do business till I come." (Luke 19:13)

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Waiting on the return of the Lord, so all I can do is DBTIC. Gettin' that DBTIC until Yah make his way back to the Earth.

by Trader Raider 11 September, 2023

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The inevitable moment when a false Christian declares their apostasy to the faith.

Colloquialism:

So I knew Dan Barker would be signing a letter and Apostdate it at some point in the future! Wa la more Apostdates!

by Losing my religion 11 September, 2023

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That white guy you thought was a Christian growing up but turned into an apostate Baháʼí cult follower of the new religion of science.

Colloquialism:

That's Baháʼí Brian, my old friend from high school. All this time, I thought he was a Christian, but the fool has become a science cultist in that mideast religion. Oh, yea, there's tons of Baháʼí Brian's cult groups forming in the America's. Watch out for the Baháʼí Brians!

by Apostdate 11 September, 2023

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Analogy for old fat women that have broke ass suitors making lame ass low bids on that 200,000 miler ass of a worthless honda civic.

Colloquialism:

That desperado Rhonda Civic is on her last legs at over 200,000 miles, and who would want to drive that old clunker to the car show? Sho no! Not me.

by Miles 22 September, 2023

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Definition:

Lying about your academic history.

Colloquialism:

Gumrukcu, using Fakedemics had faked his entire academic history and wound up in prison. Fakedemics is to fraudulently create an illusion of academic accolades when none are had.

by Dybul 11 August, 2024

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Definition:

Drug used to spike your drink in Colombia.

Colloquialism:

She asked to visit my apartment in Medellin, bring wine, and watch Netflix. Nice romance scam, and so you want to spike the wine, steal everything, and kill me at the same time with Scopalamine you evil satanic bitch. Go to hell.

by Know Better 13 December, 2024

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