Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The actual draft for divorced people.

Colloquialism:

The Divorce Draft is starting. Time to tune in.

by Draft Eligible 14 September, 2023

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Don't bleach your skin.

Colloquialism:

You want to bleach your skin than procreate with Lighty. As for me and my household we shall tan at the No Bleach Zone.

by Reap What You Sow 4 December, 2024

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Everything good on that body but her face.

Colloquialism:

She's a Butterface but the Legend of Bag Her Pants continues! Women is players too. Lay it on me Mrs. Butterface.

by Mac Attack 20 November, 2024

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Screw them in tiny bits.

Colloquialism:

Puttin' the screws on your opposition. Screwtiny. Giving the royal screw. A screw job with elbow grease, and Duck Sauce.

by Low Wang 23 August, 2024

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Obtaining medical records after a person's suspicious death at the hospital.

Colloquialism:

Pa's dead need to obtain the Deadical Records to see what malpractice just happened.

by Display Vidiots 16 November, 2025

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The act of garrulos, loquacious, talkative speech.

Colloquialism:

There's always that one guy who can't stop Multieloquenting. "Nicole, please stop with the Multieloquenting."

by Talk Easy 11 September, 2023

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Creepy Predator that was caught on the Chris Hanson "To Catch a Predator" show that represnts the All White Failure team.

Colloquialism:

There's that creepy pedophile Generic White Guy on TV again.

by So I Creep...Yea! I Creep! 14 November, 2025

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Atheism - Agnosticism

Colloquialism:

The White Man's Religion is Atheism - Agnosticism. More dumbass whitey's trying to act smart with their YouTube channels, but in reality, they gonna hell and doing wrong.

by I Love Darwin 20 August, 2024

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Definition:

NBA bench player who influenced his own player prop bets by faking injury.

Colloquialism:

They did a Johntay Porter? What's dat? Big bet cashed with irregular bets. The SportsCrook don't want you to win. They'll ban and limit you. Hit up each casino one by one.

by Michael Porter Jr. 1 November, 2024

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A dusty DJ from Washington, holding it out down for dust pans, peddlers, and provocateurs.

Colloquialism:

Yep, my cousin' is DJ Pandust! Waitin' for a hit. Wait, is it DJ Pandust or DJ Panrust? I'm not sure.

by Jokemon 25 August, 2024

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