Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Famous lead singer, well known celebrity, or a big name athlete.

Colloquialism:

I'm in love with a Starboy!

by Side Girl 2 August, 2024

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Going to jail only to get pardoned.

Colloquialism:

Everyone's famous now I guess on Tiktok? Not! I'll tell you if you go to prison and get presidentially pardoned you are a somebody in my books. Cuz, that's not easy to do. Foh reals, you a nobody unless you can be Presidentially Pardonable!

by Chris Lee 18 July, 2025

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The guy who is bonking all the girls!

Colloquialism:

Willy Bonka doing what he does, "he came, he saw, he bonkered." When I grow up I want to be Willy Bonka and his chocolate factory.

by Roblin 10 January, 2024

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Definition:

Truck that carries chemicals

Colloquialism:

No Hazmat on the highway.

by Truck U! 28 June, 2024

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From the movie "Aladdin." What guys do to impress women.

Colloquialism:

Hey Jazmine, I got a Bentley, a Mansion, and a Yacht, so you down for the Magic Carpet Ride? In the UAE, hot Somali bitches gone to the Gulf on the Magic Carpet Ride for sightseeing the Burj Khalifa, Dubai Fountain, and Palm Jumeirah.

by Fatima 5 August, 2024

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Definition:

Woman who slept her way to the Top.

Colloquialism:

Scamala Devi Hari did the bedwork, now she's gonna lose in the Presidential election. Scamala Devi Hari's mother was a Hindu. I don't vote for Pagans.

by Ethnic Lies 22 July, 2024

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A grant who is new in the country acting like one of us.

Colloquialism:

Hey, what'd ya know? It's Fobert Rupee! Freshwater Yankee.

by 7 Years In Tibet 12 September, 2026

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Short for the city of Minneapolis

Colloquialism:

I want a Somali Learing Center too in Minneaps. Minneaps is mighty duck city.

by Two Way Hockey 31 January, 2026

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A women's game plan to find simp men to fund their retirement.

Colloquialism:

Selfish women be thinkin' they can get me on the Simp Retirement Plan.

by Grand Turk 24 January, 2025

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Definition:

Fictious pick up bar with bikinis and asses.

Colloquialism:

Men, where we goin' tonight? To the Gaza Strip! Trump creatin' a red light district in Gaza called the Gaza Strip like the Las Vegas Strip. Beachfront pick up bars like Lleras, Patong, Bangkok, and now the Gaza Strip!

by Happy Palentines 12 February, 2025

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