Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The horny girl in college who had an overbearing father in high school and is now free to make out with all the guys in college.

Colloquialism:

She's a Cressida Baylor. Just get her number invite her to a movie at Tinseltown and make out with her. She'll be with someone new next week. Get checked for Mono if you makin' out wit Cressida Baylor.

by Hitch 16 March, 2025

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Drinkin' Miller Lite to drown out your sorrows.

Colloquialism:

Any of yall got Pain Miller, I meant pain killer, but you catch my drift. So I made a mistake. Anybody want a Pain Miller? Pain Miller taste better than pain killer.

by Sista Ines 18 December, 2024

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People who don't walk on water. Little faith.

Colloquialism:

Oh, dem Faith Littlers need to meet the real Jesus. Ciples be axe'in how to increase dey faith? De Christ be like you lookin' at Him, oh yea of Faith Littlers blankin' nuttin hopin' foh someting.

by Creolize Papi 14 June, 2025

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Being shot in cold blood. Assassinated.

Colloquialism:

He was Kirked! You mean assassinated by a hit man? Yes, the guy got Kirked. Every year, more people get Kirked in the name of religion.

by Tyler Robinson 21 November, 2025

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Definition:

Muslims

Colloquialism:

Slims in Gaza betta run out.

by Soulja Slim 13 October, 2023

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The intoxicating delusion that unbelieving white crackas drink believing in UFO sightings, colonizing Mars, evolution, darwinism, scientology, new age, Harry Potter, witchcraft, atheism, agnosticism, incessant drug use, and sun tan lotion.

Colloquialism:

White people be on that Cracka-Cola shit with all their new Crackisms.

by Crackisms 11 September, 2023

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A stupid crazy Japanart Pokemon that little kids are obsessed about.

Colloquialism:

And the most annoying award goes to Pikachu for 10 year in a row. Pikachu?

by Jokemon 13 August, 2024

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Definition:

The broke asses who sex up poverty chicks.

Colloquialism:

I just had sex with a poor monger, he paid me less. Poor Mongers need to get a bankroll, the nickel and dimeing ain't workin. Pissin' me off.

by Bidness Woman 8 August, 2023

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Definition:

When your phone carrier suspects an incoming call is a potential scam.

Colloquialism:

Oh yea, i be gettin' Scam Likely every month from the forgettables. There's nothing to like about That Guy Scam Likely.

by Likely Brothas 17 January, 2025

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Definition:

Hoe spelled upside down.

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Lots of 304 in Sydney!

by Sydney Stroller 6 June, 2024

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