Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Another name for Jesus. Jesus is the Yah Dude! Yahshua.

Colloquialism:

There's only Yah Dude, and that's Jesus Christ!

by Yah Know It! 13 July, 2023

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White people with felonies.

Colloquialism:

My white nephew punched a guy out at a bar, now he's a Felony White like the rest. Felony Whites are everywhere but they hide in their white costumes, but I know they are still Felony Whites! Hahaha.

by So Criminal 10 August, 2023

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Not bag. A Indian or Pakistani all in one.

Colloquialism:

Hey Jeet, what's in the Jeetpak? Shit spice, dhal, poori, and lentil. What the fuck is a Jeetpak? You know one of those Indians and Pakistani's going to jail for a new crime. Was at the local Bizarre! And, it was strange, the Jeets were selling their favorite bag: Jeetpak. Like it was something people actually wanted to buy. No, I'm not buying your Jeetpak full of lies, scams, fraud, and hideous accents.

by Fugly Dude! 5 October, 2026

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Oddball heathen pagan names like Amit, Aziz, or Shalpaik.

Colloquialism:

Honestly, I don't hang out with people that have weird names. It's just to weird for me. Weird Namers like Amit, Aziz or Shalpaik - I'll pass. I got my network of friends. I'm happy.

by Hatred Love 23 December, 2024

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Lazy non-workers. Usually, entitled rich people who have never had to work a day in their life.

Colloquialism:

No Biden's son is a workless hack! Rich and entitled equals workless! Workless white be barkin' out orders but I didn't sign up for that assignment.

by Get a Job! 17 August, 2023

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Pejorative term for a well known professional golfer.

Colloquialism:

So what's it like cheeting on your wife with 120 women? Felt great. Ya, damn right! Cheetah Goods that's my name, and don't wear it out. I'm all about using the slutter! I put it in the hole. Hellz yea I be Cheetah Goods!

by Mason Betha 23 October, 2024

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Definition:

Catholics

Colloquialism:

Tholics need to get Baptized and stop worshipping idol Mary. Read yo Bible Tholics!

by Martin Lutha 13 October, 2023

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A sports statistic, but also to have sex.

Colloquialism:

I need to Score, been a while.

by Shooter 10 August, 2024

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Famed Mongol ruler who supposedly fathered 500 to 1,000 children through his miltary conquests and concubines.

Colloquialism:

Guys, what's the game plan tonight at the party? "Genghis Khan!" What you mean? Command and conquer that ass.

by Kublai Khan and Babur 19 March, 2025

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