Definition:
Reading literature to you calm your nerves.
Colloquialism:
Go read a Calmanac! Settle down young Kwame, here, look see, read a Calmanac. Nigga, you need a Calmanac!
by Mockupedia 14 June, 2024
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Definition:
Tennis player who is tested positive for doping.
Colloquialism:
Can ya stop testing positive for doping Janik Sinner?
by Dru 21 August, 2024
Definition:
Not the hotel. Short bald guy from the coast line of Oregon.
Colloquialism:
Hey Baldorf Astoria! How's Seaside and Lincoln City?
by 99 Points 27 November, 2024
Definition:
The safety guy from the hood or the country that a women keeps as backup if her relationship with All Star goes south.
Colloquialism:
Bree is a single mother from Cali living in Phoenix, and is dating All Star on minor the league team, but watch see it don't work out and she'll be wifing up with Backup John sooner than later.
by Streets Raised Me 1 August, 2023
Definition:
Noticing myriads of indigents walking with their suitcases in major cities.
Colloquialism:
I live in Vegas, and notice all these indigent suitcase walkers everywhere. Suitcase Walker be stanky, need to take a bath!
by Stank Adams 28 September, 2023
Definition:
Fresh off the Boat. New immigrants with smelly body odor and accents.
Colloquialism:
Yep, now we got new fobs in the country. Smell ya later, I'm out of here.
by Ghetto Fobulous 30 June, 2023
Definition:
The amount of saturation in various kinds of scam, fraud, and lies.
Colloquialism:
It's just OnlyScams!
by Kent Harming 23 August, 2024
Definition:
Sport Statistics
Colloquialism:
I'm going to create a business and call it Sportalistics. What are Sportalistics saying?
by Stat Tracker 4 August, 2024
Definition:
A contemptous way of making fun of poor Lazarus in crack land.
Colloquialism:
Look, I'm very rich! Me and Lazarass have nothing in common. Lazarass is one lazy broke ass. Why would I want to go to Heaven, when all my friend's are going to Hell? Why would I want to hang out with Lazarass in Heaven? I wouldn't!
by The Very Rich Man in Hell 18 December, 2024