Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The act of watching too much pornography for pleasure or releasing tension.

Colloquialism:

Start fucking you morons. Quit being a pornicator.

by Magnum 19 August, 2023

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Lazy non-workers. Usually, entitled rich people who have never had to work a day in their life.

Colloquialism:

No Biden's son is a workless hack! Rich and entitled equals workless! Workless white be barkin' out orders but I didn't sign up for that assignment.

by Get a Job! 17 August, 2023

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Drug used to spike your drink in Colombia.

Colloquialism:

She asked to visit my apartment in Medellin, bring wine, and watch Netflix. Nice romance scam, and so you want to spike the wine, steal everything, and kill me at the same time with Scopalamine you evil satanic bitch. Go to hell.

by Know Better 13 December, 2024

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Bell Glade, Florida

Colloquialism:

High felony area outside of West Palm Beach that has signed 50 NFL players to the league.

by Anthony Carter 17 May, 2025

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A bitcoin exchange that was hacked in 2014, and the founder Mark Karpelis was found guilty of falsifying financial records.

Colloquialism:

Mt. Gox was big news in 2014. We all were there when it collapsed.

by Collapse 30 August, 2024

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When a gyal got nice tatas!

Colloquialism:

Hakuna Matatas! Oh dem nice Hakuna Matatas look me see eye double take, no, she me no see me.

by Dr. Djibouti 21 August, 2024

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Whomp whomp. Not cool. Lame people.

Colloquialism:

There go the Whompers. People that are no fun. Completely lame. Big time gossipers - they Whompers.

by DaBrat 26 January, 2025

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Cult

Colloquialism:

Why is there polygamy in Mormonism? It's cuz there's more, man! Mormon's and their sister wives!

by Cult Watch 14 September, 2023

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When freeloaders invite their friends to eat up your resources.

Colloquialism:

Jamilly was on the complete other side of town, but asked for the Double Friend Request to my resort community. I said, "No, thank you. One person at a time." When a woman pulls the Double Friend Request, you know she is only trying to use you, and you are not getting any.

by Living Single 27 September, 2023

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A big lipped Somali Chick.

Colloquialism:

Yo Dang, that Sadia Noor got big natural lips like a fine Somali whore!

by Poor me the Cocoa Butter 7 September, 2023

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