Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

People who don't know how the world works.

Colloquialism:

Unprofessionals suck up my time, and add no value whatsoever.

by Angry Hippo 2 August, 2024

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Definition:

Friends that act like they are lovers.

Colloquialism:

He's your Valentine? We're just Pals. Nope, I'm a modern woman, I've relegated Junior as my Palentine. Happy Palentines!

by No Love; Only Friend Zone 7 February, 2025

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Definition:

Stamp label; Avoid. Just Avoid The Losers.

Colloquialism:

That deep voice in your mind that says, "Avoid." Ooh, I'm going to have to Avoid her. She is just so Avoidable.

by Avoidable Voids 29 June, 2023

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Definition:

Very comfortable furniture.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I sat in the Comfortables. Felt great.

by Sofa Fitness 4 May, 2025

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Definition:

Not committed, only have appointments with "Ho's."

Colloquialism:

I don't have committments, I got Homittments!

by Lovely Days 30 September, 2023

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Definition:

Any crazy haole who lives in hawaii and destroys a landlord's property.

Colloquialism:

Wow, annoying! Dog Bowers destroyed my condo in mexico. How do vandalism, mischievous conduct, and negligence account for breaking the law, Dog Bowers? Beavis and butt head can't save you breakin' the law, Dog Bowers! i'm stuck with Dog Bowers kind of renters.

by Haole Hourly 17 December, 2025

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Definition:

Ponzi schemer who stole 65 billion.

Colloquialism:

I hate white collar criminals like Bernard Madoff! Thank God they caught Madoff! How many people can you hurt ya damn Madoff!

by Madoff with Billions 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Not just white folks, but ugly fat chicks that look for men overseas.

Colloquialism:

Blancas in DR soakin' it up with Sanky Pankys. Old Blancas in Ghana finding love through the Grant Road (green card catch and release).

by Griselda 18 January, 2026

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Definition:

Beyond immature drama in one's life.

Colloquialism:

It's one thing to be immature, a whole notha thing to have Dramaturity in your life.

by Sarah Stevens 28 July, 2024

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