Definition:
Men who pathetically simp for attention getting entitled women.
Colloquialism:
Boy, you are so incredibly SimPathetic! Total joke Mr. SimPathetic.
by Mockupedia 11 April, 2024
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Definition:
A white hacker crime syndicate headed by Kane Gamble.
Colloquialism:
Dat Cracka Kane is de real CWA (Crackas With Attitude). He's da numba one cracka!
by Dr. Dre 5 September, 2024
Definition:
A painful sexual experience, or a wanton lustful desire that cannot be justified.
Colloquialism:
"I'm dealing with a serious dilemma of Shagony. It hurts so much that my boyfriend and I broke up two years ago. "Yea, it sucks, got a major bout of Shagony. Help, I need a lover I'm struggling with a serious case of the shagonies." I went to a sex therapist and doc says, "I've got Shagony." I ask, "What is Shagony, I never heard of that before" She flat out said, "Go fuck someone else, you've been couped up in Abstinenceville and Celibacy to long, like 10 years too long."
by Clarisa Clutz 31 August, 2023
Definition:
Any black woman who can tell the future.
Colloquialism:
I met Negradamus at wal-mart and she told me the future!
by For Profits! 18 December, 2025
Definition:
The broke asses who sex up poverty chicks.
Colloquialism:
I just had sex with a poor monger, he paid me less. Poor Mongers need to get a bankroll, the nickel and dimeing ain't workin. Pissin' me off.
by Bidness Woman 8 August, 2023
Definition:
Very comfortable furniture.
Colloquialism:
Yea, I sat in the Comfortables. Felt great.
by Sofa Fitness 4 May, 2025
Definition:
A person who can’t decide on anything; unpredictable.
Colloquialism:
That Sometimish Coolie down in San Fernando never be on time. Waitin on him like 12 hours.
by Hurry Up! 26 June, 2023
Definition:
Clickwrap agreements are long user agreements that steal all the rights of users from an internet companies web of control, deceit, and con game.
Colloquialism:
Couldn't read the 70 page user agreement, so just checked the box and signed my life away in the Clickwrap Slave Agreement to Satan's technorati.
by Slave New World 14 August, 2024
Definition:
When absconders from the empire flee to other parts of the world.
Colloquialism:
My boy Tex from Houston - Katy committed a felony; man jumped ship on a one-way ticket to Hawaii. No extradition! Where I'm from we call dat "Scondas Paradise." Boi look at dem scondas on de isle from Zuela right here in Trinidad & Tobago.
by Coolie Mac 25 September, 2023