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Definition:

Liberal Demorat loser female politicians that oppose male hegemony, advocated for climate change, and are the gross opposition.

Colloquialism:

The Squad sounds more like Ben-Hadad.

by Hezekiah 25 October, 2023

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Buying miracles with filthy lucre.

Colloquialism:

There goes the Catholics trying to buy miracles with prayer beads, talk about some weird kind of Simony! "Oh Simony! I just bought be a miracle with money that will perish."

by Simon Magus 7 July, 2023

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A wise weed guy who knows how to manipulate women.

Colloquialism:

I'm a wheeza, know how to please her, only for the tease her, only give her weed tha, breakin' off me breeza her.

by Geeza Wheeza 2 July, 2023

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A baseball team that only loses.

Colloquialism:

Who's worse than the Bad News Bears? Loston Dead Sox are dead last in the pony league. The Loston Dead Sox have not won a game all year long. The Loston Dead Sox need get better at baseball quick.

by Coach Fails 15 February, 2025

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The odd and bizarre LGBTQ view that runs contrary to human anatomy and natural reproduction whereby women can get pregnant, and men cannot.

Colloquialism:

Don't fall for the liberal bait. Male Pregnancy, what? Dumbest concept ever. Is this like an episode of Jerry Springer. How do these people even get on television for the quackery? Dr. Drew and Dr. Phil can you help us on the topic.

by Hicks 26 October, 2024

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Receiving a weak foul in basketball, and being escorted off the court in a wheelchair.

Colloquialism:

There's Tony Wheelchair being escorted off the court in a wheelchair. Man, I hope he plays in the next game without his wheelchair. Nah bro, he's a Tony Wheelchair!

by Unibro 13 July, 2023

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Someone who desperately wants to be an entrepreneur but doesn't have what it takes.

Colloquialism:

I see'em all da time, the Wantrepreneurs who never do enough to get there business in the winners circle because they want it, but they can't get it.

by Noppin 28 August, 2024

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Unpronounceables names of Muslims attributing worship to demon Baal (Hubal) = allah.

Colloquialism:

Why the fuck would I want to pronounce names that are fucking deplorable like Abd-al-Muttalib? I fuckin' wouldn't! Fuck that and you shouldn't either because we're not into Slamic Names!

by Nope! Fuck That! 1 May, 2025

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The guys on People Per Hour who sell graphic artist services, but their work is so shoddy its laughable at best.

Colloquialism:

Kiran, nice try. I know you claim to be a graphic artist, but I'm here smirking at you Laughic Artist, Sux.

by Made an offer 7 August, 2024

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South Carolingian Georgian term for malevolent spirit or ghost.

Colloquialism:

Cracka Haint not done gone bite me. Grab meh garlic, silver, and Holy Watta to kill dem vampires.

by New Iberia Haints 10 February, 2026

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