Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Not the university in California. Means the reprobates from Van Nuys, California who are into polyamory and hedonistic orgies in the porn industry.

Colloquialism:

Cal Poly started the polyamory including the Mormons and Moslems. What do Mormons and Moslems got in commmon? Answer: Cal Poly!

by Mike Adriano 19 November, 2024

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Caribbean for a joker.

Colloquialism:

That Coolie be a Jokey Mon.

by Jokester 30 June, 2023

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Definition:

A debunked idea created by Mary Ellen Simonsen

Colloquialism:

Yea, I got a Flip-n-Notes and it's right on my middle finger.

by Failed Strategy 29 August, 2024

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The moronic deluded Pope of the Vatican that would baptize fake Aliens if they visited Earth.

Colloquialism:

Dope Francis says, "show your love for the alien, for you were Aliens in the land of Egypt."

by End Catholicism 11 September, 2023

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Definition:

Elaborate effort to be hyper fancy.

Colloquialism:

Time to get Crinkum-Crankum back into the 21st century. To get high key with the details to go into Crinkum-Crankum mode.

by Snowbrowth 18 October, 2024

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Definition:

When a person is so tardy they be makin' you Wait Late.

Colloquialism:

Lack people be always so Wait Late!

by Slip Tardy 25 May, 2024

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Not the cartels, but the cops that stop you on the side of the road, try to confiscate your passport or driver license until you pay a fee.

Colloquialism:

The Hexican Crime Syndicate got me for 1000 pesos for holding my phone GPS in my hand. I really don't care about Sinaloa, more vexed about the Hex, the Hexican Crime Syndicate that stole my ID for money.

by Broken Tail Light 24 August, 2024

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Definition:

Hundred Dollar Bill

Colloquialism:

Was in Houston and asked for a Texas Ten at the Bank of Houston.

by Port Arthur 16 June, 2024

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Definition:

Scam meter

Colloquialism:

The metric that identifies the amount of scam in each country is called the Scameter. Yea, I'm curious to know what does the Scameter read out say about the police in Honduras? 10 out 10 for high level scamming. Just as I thought!

by Dishonest Politician 15 July, 2025

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Definition:

Slut money stacked away for a booty day.

Colloquialism:

How much is in your Lust Fund? I got about 20k in my Lust Fund. Man, I only have about 3k in the Lust Fund. I heard Joe's got 100k Lust Fund.

by Funny Money 16 August, 2024

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