Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Russian drunkard lush.

Colloquialism:

Vladimir and Boris be some drunk Lushins I know from the bungalow colony in Up State New York. Lushins love their vodka, gin & tonic.

by Drinkzilla 10 December, 2023

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A junk grade investment.

Colloquialism:

Failed developers don't sell real estate, they sell lies to get more money for their Ponzi schemes, it's called a Triple C Investment - Avoid and stay away.

by Junker Clunker 19 August, 2024

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The 90% of society that just don't matter. Not going anywhere in society.

Colloquialism:

In the wide world of crazy, unfortunately, there's a whole bunch of Don't Matters out there.

by Jaded Distractions 23 July, 2024

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Definition:

When gay men brag and show off the guys they slept with or dated.

Colloquialism:

OMG, let me show you my Guylight Reel. There's Teddy, Bo, and Ramon. I closed my eyes when Jessie sent me the Guylight Reel.

by Forget It! 24 July, 2024

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When white parents try to adopt kids to seek validation in this world.

Colloquialism:

I don't see you as The Great White Nope. Sup Nopey! The Great White Nope is at it again doing the Madonna act.

by Infidel Castro 15 December, 2024

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The frustration you feel when being used by a friend that wants you to pick up their son-in-law at midnight who is not even their biological kid, but somehow your friend thinks it makes perfect sense because you are not an uber driver!

Colloquialism:

Hello, do I look like an uber driver? Not an uber driver here! I am not your fucking chauffeur. Go hire a real uber driver!

by pronob sarker 8 July, 2023

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Hard on. Testerone pumping when a man looks at pornography.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I'm all about Renudeable Energy Projects! Hahaha. Why I go to Colombia and Brazil for the Renudeable Energy drinks.

by Mormon 27 August, 2024

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When corporations hire their unsuspecting professionals only to hire and fire them at a whim, while simultaneously running them into the ground.

Colloquialism:

What do Mr. Burns, Bill Gates, and Dr. Fraudci have in common? "Employ Them & Destroy Them" syndrome!

by I Got Played 25 July, 2024

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To qualify as a real mansion it must be on 5 acres, 5 bedrooms, 5 bathroom, and over 5000 sq. feet.

Colloquialism:

What's happening partner? You got your mansion yet? You know Mansion's Rule of 5, right? 5 acres, 5 bedroom, 5 bathroom, and over 5,000 sq ft. is a real Mansion!

by The Realest Thang I Ever Said! 16 February, 2024

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Definition:

Fake Billionaire Liar

Colloquialism:

Thanks Andi Schmied, now your photos shown us the concrete jungle million dollar properties that are not beachfront.

by Rothstein 26 August, 2024

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