Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Those that work at a Circus or Carnaval.

Colloquialism:

When I grow up, I'm going to join the Circus and be a Carny.

by T Rowe Price 4 August, 2024

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Dumb person

Colloquialism:

Someone who does it know to do nothing is a Dunce Dog. No matter what he claim, he is one Dunce Dog.

by Clovis 18 August, 2024

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All the money your preacher makin' on the ministry peddling miracle water, annointing oil, and prayer sales.

Colloquialism:

Ole Rev Do Wrong be makin' all this new Revenew on the church's dime soakin' in bubble baths on cruise ships to the Bahamas and the Caribbean. "Man, can I get in on the Revenew? I should be preachin' at the Compaq center too!" Revenew!

by Rev Do Wrong 11 September, 2023

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When old white women be going to Ja or Gambia to get with Rastas men.

Colloquialism:

Rasta mon know she payin euros for the Rastatution. Meh a Rasta, why meh pay foh restitution when I make money from de Rastatution, dat meh consitution.

by Constitution 14 October, 2023

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Definition:

Blasphemers who oppose the deity of Jesus Christ.

Colloquialism:

Look moh Phemers protesting their blaspheming ways in the public square. Slims, Du's, Nostics, Hists, Eists, Lientologists, Jovahs, Jahs, Mon's is bunch of Phemers.

by Straight Paths 26 October, 2023

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Old white hag plus fifty with their sponsor.

Colloquialism:

Saw me a Jeet with his Ole White Wench at the Italian American Club restaurant. Hard to look at.

by Minestroni 30 May, 2026

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Some girl named Abigail who always fails.

Colloquialism:

Abifail be calling me from Jersey, she just broke up with Marcus, and now she Abifailing with so many tears; I feel like a rain catcher with all that liquid salt coming from her eye ducts.

by pronob sarker 29 June, 2023

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Definition:

Means "I am not your trick, and you are not my whore." Just regular casual sex.

Colloquialism:

The only healing I'm into comes with high heels, duck sickity, and No Trump Whist! Yea, I play No Trump Whist all the time!

by Ace of Spades 3 September, 2025

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A taker

Colloquialism:

She's not a woman, but a Takemon! Take, take, take...a leech has two daughters and their names are Give and Give.

by Aguilera 1 October, 2024

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Drugged Out Fraudulent Stock Trader

Colloquialism:

No qualifications, no talent, snake oil salesmen on Qualudes and money laundering called Jordan Bell Fraud.

by I Don't Trust Him 9 November, 2025

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