Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Domesticating your mule of a woman to perform wifely duties.

Colloquialism:

After you woo her and get on your farm, now you got to bitch train that mule. Oh, I love Bitch Training; it's the best part of the relationship.

by Bitch Mode 26 June, 2023

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Manly Standards

Colloquialism:

I don't just have standards, I got manly standards. We call'em Mandards!

by Straight out of Floptown 30 May, 2025

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Lowlifes that steal burned down homes from fires.

Colloquialism:

Gasoline in sewers? Fire Looters dressed like Fire Fighters stealing Emmy's in Palisades? Fire Looters suck.

by Gavin Lose Him 19 January, 2025

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Books on Atheism

Colloquialism:

Well, if it ain't The Unholy Libel! Yea, Bart Erhman and Christopher Hitchens are well versed in The Unholy Libel. Atheistic nonesense.

by Apollyon 4 September, 2024

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The way that Western Africans from Ghana and Nigeria say the word negotiate.

Colloquialism:

Jessica Os I want to Kneegotiate too. Babe, how bout we Kneegotiate.

by Charles Darkley 14 April, 2025

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When a person is disfellowshipped from the cult of the Jehovah's Witness, and they damage that person's soul.

Colloquialism:

Jovah's Disfellowhipped me but excommunication was like the best years of my life as I partied, traveled, and was free from the cult like shame and control.

by Jovah Not Fi Wi 9 September, 2024

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Black women from the USA who are the equivalent to an Uncle Tom.

Colloquialism:

Don't get me sweet tongued Aunt Jemima. Uncle Ben be like pour me some syrup Aunt Jemima. Aunt Jemima be like only for Senator Bulworth.

by Mixey 28 May, 2025

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Backwater townies

Colloquialism:

Po Dunks dialecting differently than city boys and townies.

by Hiya 2 February, 2026

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Definition:

A country that nobody cares about.

Colloquialism:

Bo Livia is not where I'm going! Hahaha. Where's Machu Picchu? Oh wrong country I was thinking Peru, Bo Livia!

by I Don't Know? 2 November, 2023

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Pagan Heathen Counter.

Colloquialism:

Did you invent it? Invent what? Oh, are you referring to the Paganometer? Yea, fucking course. Heathens need statistics too! Show no love to dem Pagans. Count it up.

by EvangoStatia 9 May, 2025

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