Definition:
When a man wants to be married to a virgin.
Colloquialism:
No Hymen; No Diamond! Hahaha.
by Virgin Galactic 26 July, 2024
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Definition:
Hammed Hijab
Colloquialism:
A very annoying Muslim debater who throws low blow jabs at his opposition
by Rabbi Shmuley 18 November, 2023
Definition:
When absconders from the empire flee to other parts of the world.
Colloquialism:
My boy Tex from Houston - Katy committed a felony; man jumped ship on a one-way ticket to Hawaii. No extradition! Where I'm from we call dat "Scondas Paradise." Boi look at dem scondas on de isle from Zuela right here in Trinidad & Tobago.
by Coolie Mac 25 September, 2023
Definition:
The opposite of a miracle; a very sad ending.
Colloquialism:
How Tragical? She overdosed on meth and for what? Super Tragical bro. That's just Tragical!
by Orlando Tragic 13 July, 2023
Definition:
The aimless activities of primarily white women who obsessively seek attention. The term can also refer to all women who obsessively seek attention in any form they can get it whether good or bad.
Colloquialism:
Attention Whores like Brittney Spears? And, tapping Wemby on the shoulder during Summer League in Las Vegas only to get slapped by his security. Anything for attention, ratings, the next big act.
by Peace of Mind 9 July, 2023
Definition:
A fake amendment that Joe Dimentia Biden thought he passed.
Colloquialism:
Did I really hear Joe Bye Done say he passed the 28th Amendment?
by Failed President 21 January, 2025
Definition:
Also referred as thievocracy is a government whose corrupt leaders (Kleptocrats) use political power to expropriate the wealth of the people.
Colloquialism:
What do the Demorats have in common with the Kleptocrats? Kleptocratic value. Damn Kleptocrats!
by Piers Brosnan 27 March, 2025
Definition:
A newly rich basketball player on a fat contract who gets suspended for whipping out a glock pistol on social media like he’s a thug.
Colloquialism:
The fake gangsta shit needs to stop Mr. Glock Morant! Look, there's Glock Morant pistol whipping his driver in the Range Rover. And another Glock Morant? Geez, can Glock Morant stop totting guns everywhere he goes!
by Exposing the Stupidity 13 July, 2023
Definition:
Mentally deranged; serial killer type.
Colloquialism:
That Sickofrantic murderer lopped off their heads and made chop souye with them.
by Reprehensible 9 August, 2024