Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Not attractive; Ugly people. Or something that isn't very good looking.

Colloquialism:

Notractive! Both of them equal = Notractive.

by Uglyometer 1 September, 2024

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Toaster on wheels

Colloquialism:

Ladies and gentlemen I bring thee the Rollertoaster.

by Margarine 15 August, 2024

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A baseball team that only loses.

Colloquialism:

Who's worse than the Bad News Bears? Loston Dead Sox are dead last in the pony league. The Loston Dead Sox have not won a game all year long. The Loston Dead Sox need get better at baseball quick.

by Coach Fails 15 February, 2025

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Lying about your academic history.

Colloquialism:

Gumrukcu, using Fakedemics had faked his entire academic history and wound up in prison. Fakedemics is to fraudulently create an illusion of academic accolades when none are had.

by Dybul 11 August, 2024

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Afternoon

Colloquialism:

Meet you at Lake Las Vegas in the Afty. When did the crime happen? Was during the Afty?

by Ian Alleyne 3 September, 2025

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Slave companions

Colloquialism:

She's my Hagar! Yep, my slave companion. Hagar's fly to Switzerland and Dubai to slave companion Rabs and Swiss. When was the last time your Hagar gave you an Ishmael? Hagar puttin' out at least. I got me a Hagar.

by Don't Plow With My Heifer! 5 February, 2025

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Definition:

Cheap condominiums but high initiation fees and membership dues in Boynton Beach, Florida.

Colloquialism:

It's better to Duck & Run than live at Hunter's Run! If you know what I mean?

by Mockupedia 22 February, 2024

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A new mothafucka that thinks he's a prophet of Satan.

Colloquialism:

This new evil bastard Abdullah Fake Messiah Hashem is one devilish false prophet. Talks a big game but there are no prophets outside those recorded in the Bible.

by True Witness 4 Christ 9 June, 2025

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People who think because they don't drink they can ridicule alcoholics with rude language.

Colloquialism:

There's Short Sam that egotistical Sober Maniac always deriding Lusher Wayne for throwing up on Fremont Street.

by Lusher Farms 28 July, 2024

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Definition:

Law school.

Colloquialism:

One would think lawyers are trained to know the law. No they went to Lie School because denying the obvious is as white as you can get.

by Kelly Dove 24 October, 2025

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