Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Sikhs, Jabis, and all the groups of people that wear Turbans.

Colloquialism:

Preachin' to the urban community is tapped out. Now, I'm movin' to the innercity Turban Communities. Global Vision 2025: Turban Communities. Oh yea, I met a whole bunch of Turban Outfitters last week at the mall. Smelled awful.

by Zaidy Paki 6 October, 2024

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Definition:

A hypergamous B rated actress entrapping rich men in her clutches.

Colloquialism:

Meghan Darkle is the fall of western civilization as we know it. Oh, so every women tryna be Meghan Darkle 2.0.

by Prince Barry 22 January, 2025

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Definition:

Unholy, unrighteous, profane, inaccurate, heathen, pagan, shoddy philosophical thought.

Colloquialism:

Pastor T called us out on all that Unbiblicalness. I present you sinners a new word: Unbiblicalness! Cut the unbiblical cord please with so much Unbiblicalness in the pews. U want a legalistic term from the pentalostal crowd, I got one: Unbiblicalness.

by King'om o Yahweh 14 October, 2024

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Definition:

Hot White Guy who rolls in a Chevy 4 by 4 honkin' at the ladies.

Colloquialism:

Craig Bedtricks was caught huffing last week. Known huffer. He's now married to some Aussie chick from Brisbane.

by Dave Gasser 16 November, 2025

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Definition:

Passing up good women for immediate bootay and losing out on real love.

Colloquialism:

Yep, I Assed Up on too many good women. Makin' up for lost time.

by Baconater 2 February, 2026

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An expression to say you are going to meet a person at a specific location but the rendezvous is designed to meet person's of the other sex or other people in tandem.

Colloquialism:

Are we meeting in Thailand? Cool, See Ya Them!

by Jibrones 21 February, 2026

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Definition:

Atheist agnostic scholar (Bart Ehrman) who is playing on the Devil's team.

Colloquialism:

Fart Error Man smells of agnostic atheism. Fart Error Man is so indeterminate his smelly religion of I Don't Know anything skepticism reeks like a New York sewer alley. Fart Error Man sells books on doubting Christ. What a terrible idea? Great living! Working for the enemy.

by Fart Error Man 8 October, 2023

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Definition:

A funny pose that lampoons football player Tim Tebow bowing in prayer.

Colloquialism:

Hey Church! For Wednesday Service we'd like the youth to practice Tebowing as a way to draw closer to the Lord. I jus' wanna Tebow as much as possible before the football game so God sees me Score a touchdown against the Scorpions.

by Touchback 25 July, 2024

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Definition:

Satan's children. Skilled in paganism, polytheism, scamming, lying, conning, deception, and bribery.

Colloquialism:

There's that fucking accountant Joshi the Hindu, just another pagan con artist for the money. Damn, these Hindus now live in Canada but they still polytheists. Don't bring your Hindu bullshit here. I don't like Hindus and never will accept false Religionists.

by Jesus is King and Lord 24 July, 2023

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Definition:

Dot.com companies in the 90's that went from boom to bust.

Colloquialism:

Dot Bombs went bust. Did you read the memo.

by Milton Greedmen 27 August, 2024

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