Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Women that look like the minotaur with a cow nose ring.

Colloquialism:

Don't listen to Cow Nose Ringers, run! Cow Nose Ringers not gonna speak at my platform. Cow Nose Ringers be either Bi-Sexuals, Lesbians, Prostitutes, or Emo chicks.

by Run Forest Run! 12 February, 2025

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The intoxicating delusion that unbelieving white crackas drink believing in UFO sightings, colonizing Mars, evolution, darwinism, scientology, new age, Harry Potter, witchcraft, atheism, agnosticism, incessant drug use, and sun tan lotion.

Colloquialism:

White people be on that Cracka-Cola shit with all their new Crackisms.

by Crackisms 11 September, 2023

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The acronym for Not Even Close.

Colloquialism:

That's NEC, you are so off my a mile bro. NEC! NOT EVEN CLOSE. Negative. It's NEC. You are NEC, it's Not Even Close.

by Did I do that? 16 July, 2024

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Battery. The opposite of attending charm school for beauty pageants.

Colloquialism:

Dese city girls clearly went went to the Harm School of Battery, ain't no pageantry. When it ain't no pageantry it's Harm School Battery!

by Battery Man 2 August, 2024

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Womanizers from the innercity.

Colloquialism:

Oh yea, Urbanizer is what I do!

by Linda Lovelace 5 December, 2025

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The Ugly Hindu Shortstop who plays for the Fly Slop Yankees in the Stinky Tunnel World Series of Shit - Game 7 of absolute buttfunk.

Colloquialism:

Well if it ain't Parekh Jeeter stankifying his uniform, the stadium, the batting cage, the dugout, and basepaths with all that Sikh Punjabi aromatic fragrance.

by Barbarian Body Oil 14 November, 2025

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Being fluent in Christian concepts, but highly fucking annoying.

Colloquialism:

There goes those Christians spouting their Christianese religious talk, boy it can be hella annoying.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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A taker

Colloquialism:

She's not a woman, but a Takemon! Take, take, take...a leech has two daughters and their names are Give and Give.

by Aguilera 1 October, 2024

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Definition:

Someone you feel comfortable farting around.

Colloquialism:

Will you be my Life Fartner?

by Gaseosa 3 August, 2024

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Bamboozled in No Time!

Colloquialism:

1.4 investment into 11k scam. BINT was the Blessings in No Time scandal. BINT? Sounds more Like Bamboozled in No Time!

by Shonda-Lon 19 September, 2024

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