Fake Nike store in Monistair, Tunisia
I was maxin' n' relaxin' in Monistair and came across a fake Nike store called Fly Foot, I shit you not. Buy you some Fly Foot you'll descend like R. Kelly. "I belive you can't fly...with Fly Foot."
by Pimpri Chinchwad 2 April, 2025
Unsuccessful attempts at stardom or fame.
Well, look at what we got here? A whole bunch of Failebrities! Itn't it grand with all these Failebrities thinkin' they stars?
by Mockupedia 11 April, 2024
A fat athlete.
Yo, I don't know if those players is real athletes, cuz they be lookin' like Fatletes. Son, you claim to be an athlete, but lookin' more like a Fatlete.
by Fatlete Footed 26 June, 2023
A location where you have as much as you need to swear as much as you need to release your deepest frustrations in life.
TimeSwear is a genius app. Where's TimeSwear? I need to fuckin' vent, there's a TimeSwear, good I'm there now.
by Cussaholic 9 August, 2024
The Figure Eight company founder famous for paying modern day slaves literally pennies on the dollar for tasks.
Lukas Liewald deserves to get his ass kicked.
by AI Tech Girl 27 August, 2024
The bald-headed buddhists and hindu boys at their temples sacrificing to fake gods and offering prayers to the dead.
Temple Boys are at it again in Venice Beach. I do enjoy the Shaolin Temple training, but let's hope one of these Temple Boys doesn't get radicalized, and blow himself up.
by Radicalize Me 3 January, 2025
The night you was up late into the wee hours of the morning staring at Internet Porn.
Good Porning young lad, did you get any sleep? I heard you was awake til 6 am!
by Naked & Afraid 17 September, 2023
A funny pose that lampoons football player Tim Tebow bowing in prayer.
Hey Church! For Wednesday Service we'd like the youth to practice Tebowing as a way to draw closer to the Lord. I jus' wanna Tebow as much as possible before the football game so God sees me Score a touchdown against the Scorpions.
by Touchback 25 July, 2024
When worse can become even more worse.
It's all Floppy risk right now. We are losing altitude and the jet propeller is moderately intact. What a Floppy risk? No, I want guaranteed returns!
by Guaranteed Returns 2 August, 2023
Fictitious baseball player who plays for the Ontario Scamjeets
Why is Deeraq Jeeter playing shortstop for the Ontario Scamjeets baseball team? Deeraq Jeeter just tried to call me from India via Canada trying to scam me out of money. Never honest only dishonest Deeraq Jeeter should be benched for his poor play. Sux to be Deeraq Jeeter.
by Ontario Scamjeets Fakeball Club 4 September, 2026
