Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Not the cartels, but the cops that stop you on the side of the road, try to confiscate your passport or driver license until you pay a fee.

Colloquialism:

The Hexican Crime Syndicate got me for 1000 pesos for holding my phone GPS in my hand. I really don't care about Sinaloa, more vexed about the Hex, the Hexican Crime Syndicate that stole my ID for money.

by Broken Tail Light 24 August, 2024

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When fans let you know how much they hate you.

Colloquialism:

It was A Crappy Fanniversary at the Garden today for Badly Blues.

by Sadly True 15 March, 2025

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Jealous, arrogant, adultering, ignorant and petty misabuse of female power to entrap Joseph in a web of deceit, his Egyptian imprisonment with slanderous untruth.

Colloquialism:

Lot's of Potiphar's Wife out there trying to cougarize young men, committing adultery, and lying to save their old ugly arse in the legal system.

by Lies 4 a Living 2 August, 2024

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Annoyingly Afrocentric to degree it's obnoxious.

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Dr. So-So is definitely a Hotep.

by Cairo 16 August, 2024

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Dipsomaniac. Alcoholic.

Colloquialism:

See me at the disco drinkin' like a Dipso. I'm a dipsomaniac, in Medellin, spendin' money like a Gringo, hangin' with the Dipso. All dese white Dipso drinkin off the bum bum at Spring Break.

by Dipsomaniac 13 December, 2023

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Definition:

Gay black men in the closet.

Colloquialism:

So I got divorced and went to Houston and was hanging out with my friend Chris, he confessed to me he was on the down low and wanted my balls! I was like God, get me out of here!

by I'm Out of Here! 7 September, 2023

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Definition:

Being That Thing.

Colloquialism:

You gotta be the goodness, the greatness, the Thatness.

by Boss Moves 12 February, 2026

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Using your brain or know how to solve a puzzling problem with ease, but not scamming.

Colloquialism:

I used a Mid-level Hack to get commandeer the system.

by Eddie Tipton 16 August, 2024

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A college guy from Texas who is always getting it on.

Colloquialism:

There's Lusty Hardy at Carnal Village bangin' all the hotties.

by Lusty 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Illegals

Colloquialism:

I don't listen to cans or stans if you know what I mean. I tell them what to do...

by CBX 28 August, 2025

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