Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A newly rich basketball player on a fat contract who gets suspended for whipping out a glock pistol on social media like he’s a thug.

Colloquialism:

The fake gangsta shit needs to stop Mr. Glock Morant! Look, there's Glock Morant pistol whipping his driver in the Range Rover. And another Glock Morant? Geez, can Glock Morant stop totting guns everywhere he goes!

by Exposing the Stupidity 13 July, 2023

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Some white real estate developer dude that owes you 1.5 million dollars, and makes up excuses why they can't pay.

Colloquialism:

What do you call a bankrupt real estate developer? That's right! A Debt Grantham.

by pronob sarker 7 July, 2023

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Buying thai girls for the nookie.

Colloquialism:

I Thai Baht her! I Thai Baht all the girls in Phuket.

by Buy Her 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

When the local population gets too fobulated.

Colloquialism:

We are unfortunately dealing with Over Fobulation now.

by Call Me Fobby 30 June, 2023

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An overprotective arrogant father who says egotistical or dumb things like, "I can beat Michael Jordan."

Colloquialism:

“I Lavarred that?” What a Lavar? Lavar would have said that.

by Ball is Life 13 July, 2023

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Old white hag plus fifty with their sponsor.

Colloquialism:

Saw me a Jeet with his Ole White Wench at the Italian American Club restaurant. Hard to look at.

by Minestroni 30 May, 2026

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Youngfolk who have no experience but think think they know everything.

Colloquialism:

You Shid's know nothing! Whose got the experience? A veteran traveler or a Shid from Coney island who never left the block? I Shid you not!

by Mr. Quids 10 August, 2023

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Definition:

When absconders from the empire flee to other parts of the world.

Colloquialism:

My boy Tex from Houston - Katy committed a felony; man jumped ship on a one-way ticket to Hawaii. No extradition! Where I'm from we call dat "Scondas Paradise." Boi look at dem scondas on de isle from Zuela right here in Trinidad & Tobago.

by Coolie Mac 25 September, 2023

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Definition:

7 figure divorce settlement chicks

Colloquialism:

Teyana Jail Her is at it again settling her divorce with Iman Dump Her! It's just a lack situation

by Dump Her 29 June, 2024

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Definition:

A heterosexual man who likes the things of women or homosexual men (ie shopping, fashion, appearance).

Colloquialism:

He's such a Metrosexual.

by Stop It! 27 July, 2024

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