Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When white people brag about having a black credit card.

Colloquialism:

Hey Opie, Billy Mcfarland, I got a real Black Card, you lookin' at him.

by Kiwana 11 August, 2024

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Weight loss drug.

Colloquialism:

Suggestion: Prescribe Ozempic for all of North Carolina, Texas and Louisianna.

by Price Gauging 24 September, 2024

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King's Seat at the dinner table.

Colloquialism:

I got da Kang's Seat at the top of the dinner table. The Dinner Winner got the Kang's Seat.

by Dinner Winner 6 July, 2024

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Sexquisitives

Colloquialism:

Hold on I gotta make a Bone Call right quick and schedule a session.

by Lustony 7 November, 2025

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When the white guys tell the Indians what to do! The act of screwing over the weaker party in business taking advantage of business contracts, using sandwich leases, lying to the owner to take advantage of the terms of a business deal to favor the white guys.

Colloquialism:

They are playing "Cowboys and Indians," telling people of color what to do again.

by Indian Killer 9 July, 2023

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Shits and giggles

Colloquialism:

It's jus' Shiggles. I hear dem Shiggles cross de park.

by Brit Guy 15 February, 2025

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Florida slang for a youngin'.

Colloquialism:

Boi, dat Jit so annoyin'.

by Florida Bath 9 June, 2024

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Slawsa is a delicious cabbage-based relish with addictive heat undertones (slaw-salsa hybrid).

Colloquialism:

Oowee, get me da Slawsa! Slawsa tastin' good.

by Brenda 28 August, 2024

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Definition:

Hand gesturing by putting your hands up and squeezing your index and pointer finger down to put emphasis around a word or phrase you are talking about.

Colloquialism:

Martin Lawrence be doing the Air Quote in the movie Bad Boys 4. Is the Air Quote needed on this talk?

by Mockupedia 22 June, 2024

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When new recruits get on stage of mega churches believe they have ascended to the top of the Spiritual Olympics in choir or Christian performance band.

Colloquialism:

I'm on stage at my mega church. Now, I'm number one in the Spiritual Olympics. I'm Pastor So-So, that means I've ascended to first place in the Spiritual Olympics.

by Singer 21 October, 2024

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