Definition:
When a man wants to be married to a virgin.
Colloquialism:
No Hymen; No Diamond! Hahaha.
by Virgin Galactic 26 July, 2024
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
Fictitious baseball player who plays for the Ontario Scamjeets
Colloquialism:
Why is Deeraq Jeeter playing shortstop for the Ontario Scamjeets baseball team? Deeraq Jeeter just tried to call me from India via Canada trying to scam me out of money. Never honest only dishonest Deeraq Jeeter should be benched for his poor play. Sux to be Deeraq Jeeter.
by Ontario Scamjeets Fakeball Club 4 September, 2026
Definition:
Bankrupt or Corrupt.
Colloquialism:
It's just Rupt. The whole thing is Rupt! You so bankrupt and corrupt, that's why you Rupt!
by The World Made Me This Way 29 September, 2023
Definition:
Angry women, the fake so called female lead pastors that are a disgrace to the Christian church, and need to quit immediately.
Colloquialism:
Stand down you Militant Pastorettes. Ain't nobody listening to you. You are out of order and nowhere in line. Now, sit down, be humble. Man, we got this. Militant Pastorettes thank you for service, now let the men do the leading.
by Voddie 1 December, 2024
Definition:
Chinese Spy software app
Colloquialism:
Are you stupid? Why would you download DeepSeek on your phone? Are you an idiot? It's from China like TikTok. Yall are dumb.
by Kevin Mr. Wonderful O'Leary 29 January, 2025
Definition:
Unsuccessful attempts at stardom or fame.
Colloquialism:
Well, look at what we got here? A whole bunch of Failebrities! Itn't it grand with all these Failebrities thinkin' they stars?
by Mockupedia 11 April, 2024
Definition:
Denigrating untalented girls who suck at soccer but think they are the next female activists. Don't live in reality. Think they are next Pele!
Colloquialism:
No, I don't listen to fuckin' Pelemeninas! Nope, you can report on me all that you want! 41 year old dude vs. 8 year old Pelemenina loser bitch. Not fuckin' happening! And you think you are Pele? Fuck that shit. No respect here.
by VG Sun Cobertura 29 June, 2025
Definition:
Samson's first Philistine wife who was the cause of his mockery, and married his best man after their wedding.
Colloquialism:
Hey Philistine Wife, quit crying for 7 days, "you hate me, you do not love me" B.S. Quit pressing me so hard for riddle. You suck. Hey Philistine Wife, so you now marriee my Best Man after our divorce? What kind of petty Philistine Wife are you?
by Shit is Real 4 August, 2024
Definition:
Doing drugs and having sex with a whore.
Colloquialism:
What's my two favorite thangs? Hit A Snackpot At The Slut Machine!
by 4Twenty 9 June, 2024