Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The act of playing off a woman or a wing man to get more off the opposite to like you.

Colloquialism:

I Playoff you and you, don't Playoff me. It's my Playoff, not yours. Always play the best in the playoffs!

by How to be a Player? 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

One dumbass Thopi

Colloquialism:

There's a whole bunch of Masty Dumbisgen on the planet thinking they run the world, while living in fear of the Derg Government.

by Blue Nile 11 August, 2024

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Definition:

Coronavirus

Colloquialism:

Heard that Tony Tolbert contracted the Rona and went on to be in Hoopers Town. Dey got da Rona!

by Virality News 26 August, 2025

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Definition:

Fictional planet writers who talk about the eventual failed mission to mars.

Colloquialism:

Wow, if Faturn and Stupider chime in again Wacko Jacko won't be able to do the Moon Walk, while secretely raping kids at Never Never Land.

by Blue Origin 31 May, 2025

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Definition:

Half Ice tea, Half lemonade often spiked with alcohol.

Colloquialism:

Get me an Arnold Palmer Drink

by Spike Lee 29 June, 2024

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Hebrew for "hurry to the spoils." A prophet in the Old Testament with a long ass name that can mean "too long to matter."

Colloquialism:

Ood dat is a mouthful - Maher-Shalal-Hash-Baz!

by Long Winded 13 November, 2023

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Definition:

When women is angry, entitled, and crying that no man wants them.

Colloquialism:

Baby, here's a Tissue 4 Ur Issue.

by No Mo No Cry 2 October, 2023

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Definition:

Gross overweight politician from Illinois.

Colloquialism:

JB Fatzer is a rather large man! Twinkies and donuts have shaped his political campaign's slogan, "I beat anorexia!"

by Gutfeld 5 February, 2025

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Definition:

Funny way of saying thank you in Spanish.

Colloquialism:

Grazias! Grazi. Grazy. No gracias, only Grazias.

by Yo Estoy Aqui 12 August, 2024

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Definition:

Going to jail only to get pardoned.

Colloquialism:

Everyone's famous now I guess on Tiktok? Not! I'll tell you if you go to prison and get presidentially pardoned you are a somebody in my books. Cuz, that's not easy to do. Foh reals, you a nobody unless you can be Presidentially Pardonable!

by Chris Lee 18 July, 2025

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