Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Famed Mongol ruler who supposedly fathered 500 to 1,000 children through his miltary conquests and concubines.

Colloquialism:

Guys, what's the game plan tonight at the party? "Genghis Khan!" What you mean? Command and conquer that ass.

by Kublai Khan and Babur 19 March, 2025

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Mexicans who have ill shaped square butts from eating too many tacos, and not adequately exercising while drinking too much alcohol.

Colloquialism:

There's the SSB's. The Spongebob Square Butt walkin' round the dollar loan center with square butt taco eating ways.

by Round Booty 13 July, 2023

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The size of one's attic or how much a person is willing to tolerate, or even what the sanitary statistics provide for city waste.

Colloquialism:

What's the Crapacity for your attic? My Crapacity is tolerating no shit. What's the Crapacity Index for the city waste?

by Flux Crapacitor 26 July, 2024

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Definition:

When you set up an appointment and it becomes a complete fucking disappointment.

Colloquialism:

Talk about miscommunication. I set up an appointment, and the Giolaser place cancels when I arrive. One thing I hate are "Disappointments!" I showed up, they didn't, what a fuckin' Disappointment!

by WTF is going on! 17 April, 2025

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Definition:

Using an expensive legal team to beat your opposition in the court room.

Colloquialism:

OJ had better Lawfare against Judge Ito. Pro bono not gonna beat the Lawfare when Gloria Allred's on retainer.

by Ronald Goldman 21 August, 2024

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Definition:

Women that wear wigs.

Colloquialism:

Is your hair real or is dat a Wiggy babe? Hey Wiggy, how's your day?

by Wigwam 13 August, 2024

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Definition:

A coy way of saying, "you don't know me."

Colloquialism:

Quienes usted? Jew don't know me! Who are you? Jew don't know me the Puerto Rican guy said.

by Jewy 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

The corrupt Jewish Mammon lovers of NY.

Colloquialism:

Where are you from? I'm from Jew York! I didn't actually earn my money, no I got my money from Uncle Goldberg who cut me a billion dollars from his hedge fund. That's Jew York for you!

by Jew Yorker 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

Digital media in the artistry of mocking.

Colloquialism:

Mockupedia now got a branch called Mockumedia.

by Scruff 10 August, 2024

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Definition:

The act of not being accepted, but totally Rejected!

Colloquialism:

You've been Rejected!

by Accepted 9 July, 2023

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