Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Often ugly woke female college students who try to dominate college discussion forums and are totally brainwashed like Elon Musk's daughter!

Colloquialism:

Dommunists be blurting out more nonsensical crap. I never listen to them anyways.

by Sounds Good To Me? 2 September, 2023

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Old women

Colloquialism:

Vivica A. Fox is the definition of Old Carp tryna ack like a sprat.

by King Fisher 4 December, 2024

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The MBA grad that doesn't read your Airbnb listing correctly; wants free airconditioning and more discounts.

Colloquialism:

Oh Clarissa! All you had to do was read my airbnb listing description. You claim to travel so much but don't know how to read properly. What are we going to do with you Oh Clarissa!

by Dornelas Milano 26 November, 2025

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Fat people that think they are attractive when they are actually fat.

Colloquialism:

Queen Latifah is definitely Fatractive. Everytime I walk the Vegas Strip I see all women dressed nice, but the problem is they Fatractive.

by Mockupedia 11 April, 2024

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A Russian dictator who will cause WW3.

Colloquialism:

Vladimir Rasputin is my hero. Can't wait for WW3. I got front row tickets to Russia vs. Ukraine part 3! I'm routing for Ivan Drago!

by Rocky Balboa 1 September, 2023

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Definition:

Not committed, only have appointments with "Ho's."

Colloquialism:

I don't have committments, I got Homittments!

by Lovely Days 30 September, 2023

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Definition:

Overwhelming a phone with thousands of calls simultaneously.

Colloquialism:

Shit, I'm a call center scammer but Nanobaiter Call Flooding my phone line.

by Hindu Devil 5 October, 2023

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Being shot in cold blood. Assassinated.

Colloquialism:

He was Kirked! You mean assassinated by a hit man? Yes, the guy got Kirked. Every year, more people get Kirked in the name of religion.

by Tyler Robinson 21 November, 2025

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Definition:

Truck that carries chemicals

Colloquialism:

No Hazmat on the highway.

by Truck U! 28 June, 2024

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