Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Having opinions, thoughts, or views that run incongruent with the progressive nature of historical change.

Colloquialism:

Bro, You're on the Wrong Side of History! Wake up! You're on the Wrong Side of History on this one.

by Incorrect Thinking 25 August, 2024

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Definition:

Screw them in tiny bits.

Colloquialism:

Puttin' the screws on your opposition. Screwtiny. Giving the royal screw. A screw job with elbow grease, and Duck Sauce.

by Low Wang 23 August, 2024

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Definition:

One dumbass Thopi

Colloquialism:

There's a whole bunch of Masty Dumbisgen on the planet thinking they run the world, while living in fear of the Derg Government.

by Blue Nile 11 August, 2024

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Definition:

Lazy non-workers. Usually, entitled rich people who have never had to work a day in their life.

Colloquialism:

No Biden's son is a workless hack! Rich and entitled equals workless! Workless white be barkin' out orders but I didn't sign up for that assignment.

by Get a Job! 17 August, 2023

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When police or security use excessive force or harassment to harass and disturb the peace of citizens.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I know it all too well when Unlaw Forcement harassed me and followed me for 2000 feet beyond a public street. It's all on the Vegas casino cameras. You would think an American would have Equal Right to Contract. No, I get unequal right to contact my life.

by Caesar's Malice 2 November, 2025

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People who trip over their own newspaper clippings to oblivion.

Colloquialism:

Triptofan believes what they say only to realize he's walkin on ice slippin & trippin to nada.

by Baddles 26 August, 2024

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Definition:

White guys who wear the stereotypical button-colored shirts to clubs.

Colloquialism:

There's the usual white knights at the club tonight. Let's see if we can get money out of them.

by Get That Money 2 July, 2023

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When a software start up founder does nothing for the company. Sits on the sidelines to collect a check when the company gets acquired or IPO's.

Colloquialism:

I didn't think it would come to this but Jay is doing the Eduardo Saverin Style on me. Not cool. Time to call an attorney and dilute those shares like the Social Network.

by Dark Fuckerberg 5 September, 2025

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Definition:

Iman Shumpert

Colloquialism:

Damn, Ma Humpert got played by Teyana Fail Her. He used to be the Man now we jus' call him Ma Humpert after the Big Simp role he played to his death on the Teyana Jail Her Show.

by Condado Puerto Rico 14 March, 2025

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Definition:

The act of straying away in the global playground for fun in the sun with some hot buns and guns.

Colloquialism:

Bey, my man is such a loser. He's broke. He is so controlling. I'm going to Jamaica on a Straycation for the Jamaican steel.

by Tammy Strayhand 19 July, 2023

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