Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Slang for rigmarole or that which is absurd.

Colloquialism:

I am not a Circus Act or a Harlem Globetrotter. This is my real life. She's just a Circus Act; a one trick pony.

by Trapezi 4 August, 2024

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Definition:

Women that don't actually want to work but come up with different lies, stories, swindles to extort men of money.

Colloquialism:

So who's the new music group set to sing on stage tonight? Says it's Coolie Mac and the Extortionettes! Can't wait to hear the banging voice on the lead singer with the Extortionettes! How much will she cost?

by Tinder Money Request 20 June, 2025

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Definition:

Usually a very good looking women who uses devilish techniques to extract money from men of any age.

Colloquialism:

There's that Chapiadora Bianca Wonderlegs, always taken money from the Italians and Germans here in Puerto Plata. I heard that Chapiadora took millions from that ballplaying brotha a few years ago. Nigga, stay away from Chape (Chapiadora).

by Chape Chape Chape 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Combining Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes into a new Toy Story character.

Colloquialism:

Woody Snipes is a new toy that is half mixed Blade and Kingpin.

by Black Men Can't Swim 25 August, 2024

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Definition:

The act of approaching.

Colloquialism:

Proaching

by Proach 21 September, 2024

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Definition:

The opposite of a crowning achievement; a complete disappointment.

Colloquialism:

Jeet Scam Centers are a Frowning Deceivements. Mon, got no crowning achievements only Frowning Deceivements.

by Poor Effort 27 March, 2026

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NBA basketball player Derek Fisher on the prowl after Gloria Govan's divorce to Matt Barnes.

Colloquialism:

Derek Fish Her swoops up Gloria Govan's damaged goods on the repo market after she put Matt Barnes to the curb. Be honest, I wouldn't even want to Derek Fish Her that Old Carp from the sea. No, I prefer fresh tuna where the new school of fishies come my way.

by Fishy Tales 3 December, 2024

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Definition:

The annoying terminology that Canadians try to use to connect their nation with the USA; but for the most intelligent it never fucking works because Canada is not the USA.

Colloquialism:

There's that Dhesi guy trying to use North America to mean the USA. Well, it's not fuckin' happening. We know better!

by Canada Sucks! 14 July, 2023

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Definition:

What you call an expensive Costco. Expensive stores in third world countries that just cost mo!

Colloquialism:

This place ain't a Costco, it's a Costmo!

by Costi 1 July, 2023

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Definition:

Jew York writes each other no interest loans while charging high interest to Gentiles.

Colloquialism:

I know what the Torah reads and where's Jew Rothschild writing me a no interest loan? I'm more Jewish than a Jew and yet the Mammon Bankers think they can enslave me too. Nope, not fuckin' happening Synogogue of Satan. I'm in cash.

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