Definition:
Pastorette who married her Brazilian adopted son.
Colloquialism:
Flordelis now marrying her kid? Incest.
by Incest Mama 14 October, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
The Boston Marathon Cheat in 1980.
Colloquialism:
Jessica is a Rosie Ruiz, another sports cheat. Can you quit Rosie Ruizing everything! Who fakes the Boston Marathon? Rosie Ruiz!
by Rosie What? 7 July, 2023
Definition:
When gay men brag and show off the guys they slept with or dated.
Colloquialism:
OMG, let me show you my Guylight Reel. There's Teddy, Bo, and Ramon. I closed my eyes when Jessie sent me the Guylight Reel.
by Forget It! 24 July, 2024
Definition:
How America turned from a fun environment into a boring place.
Colloquialism:
America used to be fun, but now with all the regulations, internet police, Cop Bots, and big brother watching you, it's a policed state. Merica Sux!
by P. Diddy 25 September, 2024
Definition:
Fired New York school teacher claiming to be a Yankee Scout in Colombia.
Colloquialism:
Hi, I'm Scam McFalse! I claim to be hired by the Yankees as an international scout when in reality I'm running from an arrest warrant from Westchester. I'm Scam McFalse. I make violent threats everywhere I go, use racial slurs, and chase people with baseball bats because I'm a psychopath.
by Misdemeanor 2 Felony! 12 April, 2026
Definition:
Happiness you receive from bathing in the ocean.
Colloquialism:
Got my Vitamin Sea at Playa Balandra last week.
by Alessa 17 August, 2024
Definition:
Fictitious rapper named Imposter Rhythms who is worse than Lil Xanax.
Colloquialism:
Saw the Youtube short on Imposter Rhythms. Worse than anyone else I've ever seen ever.
by Exposing the Fakesters 24 August, 2024
Definition:
The Jewish FTX scammer
Colloquialism:
Well if it isn't Scam ConMan Greed, hope that polyamorous scamming bastard goes to jail for 150 years!
by Charles Ponzi 13 July, 2023
Definition:
When you meet someone online real fast; and decide to meetup quick.
Colloquialism:
I'm not about that social distancing; I'm about that Social Instancing. Covid19 sucks! Baby, if we are not "Social Instancing" than why we on this app in the first place?
by Get a Grip on Reality 16 September, 2023
Definition:
Obsessive gay covetousness.
Colloquialism:
Dern Jealousexual everywhere wantin' what they don't deserve.
by Fraid Not 31 January, 2026