Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Coconut oil for the ass and body on a beach day.

Colloquialism:

Those shiny butts are glistening with Assoline at the beach today.

by Glossary 30 September, 2023

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People who shit so big they clog the toilet.

Colloquialism:

Yo I used to play baseball with a guy named Lamby who shit so big the toilet would get clogged, talk about a strange case of Elephantshititis.

by Watch Out 7 September, 2023

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Nothing to do in Cape Coral.

Colloquialism:

I got a case of Cape Coma, let's make the drive to Miami and go to Collins on South Beach.

by Virginia 13 April, 2025

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The act of slighting each other under our breath or deep intentions that are negative. The manipulation of the mind to cause microaggressions towards others.

Colloquialism:

I sense their Secret Slights just like Jesus knew the thoughts of the people. What's with The Secret Slights? Just tell me how you feel, Katrina.

by Victoria Secret 8 July, 2023

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Your Indian chef at the expensive Indian restaurant round the corner.

Colloquialism:

Dude, Chicken Vindaloo is this like Waterloo? Why is the Chicken Vindaloo so expensive in Manhattan? "Vinda who? Oh you meant Vindaloo!"

by Stephen Curry 28 November, 2023

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Not a love relationship, but a bad deal.

Colloquialism:

It's unfortunately a bad relationship that has turned into a Dealationship. You have to deal with that person.

by Badness Laughter 19 December, 2023

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After divorce when couples do whatever they can to try to hurt, one up, covet, and destroy each other.

Colloquialism:

Oh, so you think that the Battle of the Sexes started in Genesis 3? Lady Babe, we gonna talk about the Battle of the Exes in this episode where Dell Curry and Sonia Curry are on splitzville and now he married to Nicki Smith. Feel bad for Mrs. Curry.

by Charlotte Bae 24 September, 2024

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Definition:

Name of some guy in Ezra 2:56.

Colloquialism:

Get your Darkon! My favorite guy in the Bible, cuz he got his Darkon!

by Mockupedia 10 July, 2023

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Dope fiends; and drug lovers.

Colloquialism:

I laugh, all these Dopeless Romantics be thinking they dreaming big, when all they really doing is drugging big.

by Drugonomics 7 September, 2023

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Down to nothing. when satan attacks your finances on all sides so you lack everything.

Colloquialism:

Man, i'm feelin' the satanic Lack Attack right naw. what de problem? Lack Attack meh problem.

by Demon Wayans 11 December, 2025

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