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Definition:

Oddball heathen pagan names like Amit, Aziz, or Shalpaik.

Colloquialism:

Honestly, I don't hang out with people that have weird names. It's just to weird for me. Weird Namers like Amit, Aziz or Shalpaik - I'll pass. I got my network of friends. I'm happy.

by Hatred Love 23 December, 2024

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Whomp whomp. Not cool. Lame people.

Colloquialism:

There go the Whompers. People that are no fun. Completely lame. Big time gossipers - they Whompers.

by DaBrat 26 January, 2025

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When a guy stops buying a woman's lies, B.S., and beauty tricks.

Colloquialism:

Had to give her the Stop Market treatment, she's only Selling Lies, Onlyscams, and fakery.

by Man Up 26 November, 2024

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Police.

Colloquialism:

Was driving under the speed limit, but the racist PoPo still stopped me anyways!

by Innocent Driver 28 June, 2023

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Definition:

The good looking body factories like Dominican Republic or Brazil where the girls and guys are delicious to look at.

Colloquialism:

Girls, where are we going for our next international trip? We are going to the Land Of Bod, down to Brazil to stare down gorgeous Brazilian men in Copacabana.

by Americana Lover 2 August, 2023

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Heathen prayers to demons impersonating idols.

Colloquialism:

Damn, son! The heathens offer fruit to their demons of choice with heathen pagan Puja, makes my stomach twist. I dated a girl named Puja once, she had nice hair but no ass!

by Demon Worshippers 11 October, 2024

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Definition:

Feeling good again from the discomfort of doing your business.

Colloquialism:

Coast is clear. Release the pounds. Bowels flushed. I'm in the Dumpfort Zone! Go Miralax and Magnesium Citrate.

by Senor Dumps 29 November, 2025

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Definition:

Weight loss drug.

Colloquialism:

Suggestion: Prescribe Ozempic for all of North Carolina, Texas and Louisianna.

by Price Gauging 24 September, 2024

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Love to scream and yell, but are justified in their faith. Usually don't have the best theology. Have a lot of energy. Can be aggressive in believing they are right on just about everything.

Colloquialism:

Pentalostals is like the JV team. Atleast we Baptists are the Varsity team. But you need Pentalostals to bring people to salvation. Atleast the Pentalostals bring that energy.

by Baptist Minister 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Praying little on purpose.

Colloquialism:

Rebel sinner does the Prayer Minimum, while I'm at the National Day of Prayer in San Fernando praying my heart out for Sheedi people in Pakistan! What do you earn in the Kingdom of God? Well, since I do the Prayer Minimum, I'm assuming my wages are less, but the last shall be first!

by Chanderpaul 20 April, 2025

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