Definition:
Drugged Out Fraudulent Stock Trader
Colloquialism:
No qualifications, no talent, snake oil salesmen on Qualudes and money laundering called Jordan Bell Fraud.
by I Don't Trust Him 9 November, 2025
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Definition:
United Nations
Colloquialism:
United Nothing only saying nothing. Always wrong on just about everything.
by Dumb 27 October, 2023
Definition:
A ritzy suburban private lake community near Portland, Oregon that does not have a lot of black people as residents.
Colloquialism:
I feel like a million bucks everything I time drive through Lake No-Negro.
by Negro Leagues 2 July, 2023
Definition:
Falling asleep after the dopamine hit.
Colloquialism:
Dude, went into a Sex Coma after the Bone Dance.
by Dopamine Hits 12 December, 2023
Definition:
New Woke liberal universities that teach diversity as though it actually changes people's biases!
Colloquialism:
Yea, I attended a Lieversity for a semester - hated it. Dumbass teachers that taught about diversity politics, diversity religions, diversity hires instead of just focuses on truth. Call it the Lieversity. Only adversity at the Lieversity.
by Gateway Drug 29 October, 2024
Definition:
In theory Capitalism undeniably works but not when the monopolists control the board like BlackRock, Goldman Sachs, and IMF own all the money, assets, and property.
Colloquialism:
Crapitalism makes me question how hard I really need to work?
by Why it Got To Be Like This? 22 September, 2023
Definition:
Denigrating untalented girls who suck at soccer but think they are the next female activists. Don't live in reality. Think they are next Pele!
Colloquialism:
No, I don't listen to fuckin' Pelemeninas! Nope, you can report on me all that you want! 41 year old dude vs. 8 year old Pelemenina loser bitch. Not fuckin' happening! And you think you are Pele? Fuck that shit. No respect here.
by VG Sun Cobertura 29 June, 2025
Definition:
Those that work at a Circus or Carnaval.
Colloquialism:
When I grow up, I'm going to join the Circus and be a Carny.
by T Rowe Price 4 August, 2024
Definition:
Folks that lack common sense. Leave you high and dry. Never come through in the clutch. Always fail. Completely unreliable.
Colloquialism:
Lack people be messin' up everything. Tired of all the Lack People in my life. Why they be lackin? Oh cuz it's the Lack People. Now, I completely understand! Lack People suck.
by Lackity 23 July, 2023
