Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Artists who write songs in devotion to false religious beliefs and fake gods.

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Fuck, the Pagan Poets are at it again! Pagan Poets are singin' hymns to Abaddon. I saw me more Pagan Poets at Diwali. Dude, the Pagan Poets are rhyming to the devil. Why Pagan Poets think they singin' to God when they actually singin' to demon Baal?

by It's Just So Dumb! 4 July, 2024

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Down to nothing. when satan attacks your finances on all sides so you lack everything.

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Man, i'm feelin' the satanic Lack Attack right naw. what de problem? Lack Attack meh problem.

by Demon Wayans 11 December, 2025

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Mafuckas from shame cultures that create a stumbling block in the Christian's life to feel bad about your awesome life.

Colloquialism:

Shamers like Judas Khanna is the whole fuckin' problem in the world, tryna make me feel bad for my entire life's greatness. Fuck you Shamers!

by Ungrateful Dead 5 June, 2024

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Not respectable humans

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Was walking at the park and came across Annie the drug addict, twitching on meth, and scratching her smelly course hair. Total Disrespectables loitering at the park after curfew.

by Despicable Me 1 August, 2024

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When a guy puts an ugly woman in the utility box.

Colloquialism:

She started getting clingy. Had to put her in the Friend Zone. Not cute enough! If a bitch tries to Friend Zone you, drop that snatch like a bad habit, put her on ice. Fuck that.

by Women Be Shopping 15 October, 2024

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The ho over by the semi truck station.

Colloquialism:

Hey, It's "Little Rent Riding Hood!" I know her, she is that cheap ho by the semi truck station! Hi Little Rent Riding Hood. Did you pay your rent on time?

by CashApp 15 February, 2024

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Euphism. Means to let go of a pregnant woman.

Colloquialism:

Evil intent spelled Lego My Prego.

by Bad Advice 27 January, 2025

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Overwhelming a phone with thousands of calls simultaneously.

Colloquialism:

Shit, I'm a call center scammer but Nanobaiter Call Flooding my phone line.

by Hindu Devil 5 October, 2023

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Definition:

Exposing suspect Jews with under your breath inflammatory statements.

Colloquialism:

"Zack was running for the bus in Jerusalem, but the Jews made no space for him to sit so he shouted ExJews Me please! "ExJews Me! I'm not really Jewish but I need it for my cover up when I was living in Russia!"

by Judas Shuttlesworth 20 September, 2023

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A terrible CEO that was fired by Starbucks in 2024.

Colloquialism:

Relaxman Narisimcard get a nice bonus for what? Failing! Relaxman Narisimcard Sux balls.

by SBUX 8 September, 2024

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