Definition:
Escort. Whore. Time Seller.
Colloquialism:
Saw the aversgr Scort salary on Glassdoor is like 40k a year. You killing it babe, not! What's new? Scort in miniskirts.
by Scorty Thieves 1 September, 2025
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
The social media site for Attention Whores and self-absorbed egotists.
Colloquialism:
IG me, I'm on Instasham. Atleast, I'm so popular!
by Social Heathen 12 July, 2023
Definition:
Female drug addict.
Colloquialism:
Saw Jessica Habit smoked out, chaining and slaving away on hocaine.
by Dr. Snortley 24 December, 2025
Definition:
Celebrity grandmas living off the glory days 30 years ago.
Colloquialism:
Too many LisaRayes on the internet trying to run hypergamy as though it's gone out of style. No, I don't listen to LisaRayes unless they really got it, and that's few and far between.
by Player's Club 31 December, 2024
Definition:
Female black tennis player skin bleaching to look lighter but only looking like a Wayans in the movie White Chicks!
Colloquialism:
Damn, Serena Wayans lookin' strango like a dango. What the hell is goin' on wit dese crazy folks in failebrityville? Can you just be proud of who you are? Man, I've got Alopecia but don't need hair transplants for this one Serena Wayans.
by Keenan Ivory 29 November, 2024
Definition:
White people with felonies.
Colloquialism:
My white nephew punched a guy out at a bar, now he's a Felony White like the rest. Felony Whites are everywhere but they hide in their white costumes, but I know they are still Felony Whites! Hahaha.
by So Criminal 10 August, 2023
Definition:
Fake spiritual leaders who provide therapy sessions for so called climate grief.
Colloquialism:
I'm suffering from climate grief after my last walk, I'm calling my Eco-Chaplain for therapy because I'm suffering from earth, wind, and fire. What in tarnation is an Eco-Chaplain?
by Earthy Daniels 16 September, 2024
Definition:
When your condominium management and HOA go Nazi on you with highly restrictive measures, and heavy reporting of any minor incidence, while charging you erroneous fees without any kind of proof.
Colloquialism:
Park Avenue has turned into Dark Avenue after Covid19! Dark Avenue Condominiums is worse than a run down apartment complex! I thought I was living at a luxury midrise condo! No, I fucking live at Dark Avenue!
by Condo Ownership Sucks! 9 July, 2023