Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

People who started normal lives but ended on the street and continue the downhill spiral.

Colloquialism:

Downgradeables still schemin like Willy Beaman.

by Oakland 8 November, 2024

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Larceny bureaucrats

Colloquialism:

Families First Act 192 Billion. Payment Protection Program 484 Billion. Consolidated Appropriation Act 900 Billion. American Rescue Plan 1.9 Trillion. CARES Act 2.2 Trillion into.the hands of the Kleptocrats.

by Save the Whales 27 March, 2025

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Hick way of saying tractor.

Colloquialism:

Just wear a cowboy hat, act like a fucking hick, and run a Tractactor, and you'll get a white chick. 😃😃😃

by Eight Track 25 May, 2026

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Jeetus, Rabi, Ghani, Rani, Stani, Paki, Pali, Lanka, and Deshi subpar society.

Colloquialism:

The New Jeetworld Order has dawned as Jeetus, Rabi, Ghani, Rani, Stani, Paki, Pali, Lanks, and Deshi fobulate the planet with poo.

by Guantanomo 28 August, 2026

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Definition:

Long penis

Colloquialism:

He got a Mandingo! Man-din-go!

by Big Dick Lova 31 July, 2024

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A wise weed guy who knows how to manipulate women.

Colloquialism:

I'm a wheeza, know how to please her, only for the tease her, only give her weed tha, breakin' off me breeza her.

by Geeza Wheeza 2 July, 2023

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Legalists who only read the red letters of the Scripture instead of the entire Bible.

Colloquialism:

Hi, I'm Ned Flanders and I'm a Red Letter Christian. I don't read Peter, Paul, or James. I just stick to the red letters because that's the words of Jesus. Red Letter Christians think they better than other Christians who read the entire Bible.

by Pharisee 1 October, 2023

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Definition:

Fake Harlots

Colloquialism:

Harlotans only dress like harlots, but they don't put out! I don't want Harlotans, too prude for me. Either give me the real thing (Harlot) or nothing at all.

by Harlots Web 5 June, 2025

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The people who follow heathen religions. Pagans.

Colloquialism:

Ya damn Pagans! I hate Religionists. Can you just believe in Christ? Makin' my life difficult.

by Religionists Suck 28 June, 2023

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Grant chick from Somalia!

Colloquialism:

Sadia Poor is tryna rep the haughty Somali horn of Africa pride. Not happening! Sadia Poor is stealing money from Learing Center in Minnesota!

by Callin' Out Names 31 May, 2026

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