Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Not a participant in the space program, but someone who has a loose screw. Spaced out. Check out.

Colloquialism:

Jane's a real Space Cadet; can't focus on anything. Does so many shrooms behind the blackberry patch down the hill with Drew.

by Rodger Staubach 25 December, 2024

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That Guy who is always late.

Colloquialism:

Man, Slip Tardy nevah on time.

by Wait Late 25 May, 2024

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A defunct direct to sales acai beverage company lead by a bunch of white scammers who sold a pyramid scam.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I fell for the Monavie Pyramid Scheme in 2009. CEO Dallin Larsen is a scumbag. Total fraudster. Fuck you. I got played. Want my money back.

by Fruin 24 October, 2024

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An overprotective arrogant father who says egotistical or dumb things like, "I can beat Michael Jordan."

Colloquialism:

“I Lavarred that?” What a Lavar? Lavar would have said that.

by Ball is Life 13 July, 2023

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Judeo-Christian Western Hemisphere.

Colloquialism:

Yahmerica my land. No heathen Pagans allowed. Get saved or get out! Go back to Paganland.

by God Bless Yahmerica 13 October, 2024

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Definition:

Fake Harlots

Colloquialism:

Harlotans only dress like harlots, but they don't put out! I don't want Harlotans, too prude for me. Either give me the real thing (Harlot) or nothing at all.

by Harlots Web 5 June, 2025

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The Figure Eight company founder famous for paying modern day slaves literally pennies on the dollar for tasks.

Colloquialism:

Lukas Liewald deserves to get his ass kicked.

by AI Tech Girl 27 August, 2024

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A company led by a fake cult like guru named Bikram that fooled its following into a hot yoga mess.

Colloquialism:

My thoughts on the Bikram Yoga Scandal? Total joke. I want cold yoga, no hot yoga for me.

by Nope 30 August, 2024

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Definition:

The trafficking of people across international borders that is a violation of human rights liberties.

Colloquialism:

They should call it Inhumane Trafficking, because you have to not be a human to do such kinds of things as trafficking people for nothing.

by Dr. Faruqoui 10 March, 2025

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Definition:

Primary evil guy in a movie, a corporate scandal, or flawed leader of a country.

Colloquialism:

Prime Sinister Liz Truss is absolutely the worst PM ever. Only lasted 45 days in the UK. The Chief Whip and her deputy resigned, only to be persuaded to carry on overnight.

by Power Corrupts 28 November, 2024

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