Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The act of pick pocketing like the famous Pick Pocketeer Mary Frith.

Colloquialism:

If you decide to live a life of street crime you gots to do it right like Mary Frith, and Cutpurse do be a legit Pick Pocketeer.

by Pock Pocketeer 9 August, 2024

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Definition:

Women who lie to men that their child is from Father A when it's from Baby Father B.

Colloquialism:

Look up the stats, she's a big zero, move on with your life, it's Paternity Fraud. Kid's not yours homie. Apple don't fall from the tree.

by Jockstrap 4 August, 2024

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Guy on the Diamond Hunter series. Indiana Jones type who went to Africa and Guyana in pursuit of diamonds and gold, and winds up marrying an Amazonian broad.

Colloquialism:

I was scoping out Youtube and came across dredge manager Peter Likelis, sluicing for gold in the river Essequibo right there in sweaty humid Guyana! Hot damn.

by True Story 1 September, 2023

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A terrible CEO that was fired by Starbucks in 2024.

Colloquialism:

Relaxman Narisimcard get a nice bonus for what? Failing! Relaxman Narisimcard Sux balls.

by SBUX 8 September, 2024

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A horrible, atrocious female wannabee rapper who stole 4.5 billion of bitcoin with Russian boyfriend accomplice Lichtenstein.

Colloquialism:

You go down in history as the worst rapper ever. Stop! You suck at rapping. Worse than that Opie Razzle Khan.

by Exploiting Losers 7 August, 2024

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A location where you have as much as you need to swear as much as you need to release your deepest frustrations in life.

Colloquialism:

TimeSwear is a genius app. Where's TimeSwear? I need to fuckin' vent, there's a TimeSwear, good I'm there now.

by Cussaholic 9 August, 2024

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Definition:

People who claim they have a business, but they don't have any kind of sizable income to prove their business acument.

Colloquialism:

There's Simone claiming she is an entrepreneur being an escort in Las Vegas, sounds more a like a fake business. The fake business types are everywhere. Where's the receivables for your fake business?

by Real Bidness 29 July, 2023

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Definition:

The land of the unhappy people.

Colloquialism:

Happy Valley, Oregon? No, more like Unhappy Valley, Philadelphia!

by Napper Crapper 7 November, 2024

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Nickname for the Gaslamp party district in San Diego where lots of bitches dress up like tramps.

Colloquialism:

Was at the Gastramp District and saw me a bunch hoochie mamas and tramps.

by Bentley 1 September, 2024

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Bell Glade, Florida

Colloquialism:

High felony area outside of West Palm Beach that has signed 50 NFL players to the league.

by Anthony Carter 17 May, 2025

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