Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A very black person where their skin looks blue.

Colloquialism:

Damn, that nigga is Blue Black. Why all those black deities in India be lookin blue? Blue Blackin'.

by The Blue Blacker 27 June, 2023

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Definition:

The artificial gulf between an author's wit, and a recipients inability to understand.

Colloquialism:

No matter how many times I tell the joke the Sarchasm is too wide to bridge between the hearers.

by Sports Vetting 27 July, 2024

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Definition:

People who want the most but know nothing about anything claiming everything.

Colloquialism:

Mel from NY is The Least, thinking Juneteenth has anything to do with his Union roots. Boi, I lived in Texas, and you didn't. The Least is Mr. Entitled about everything.

by Some People Think 19 June, 2024

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Definition:

People who think because they don't drink they can ridicule alcoholics with rude language.

Colloquialism:

There's Short Sam that egotistical Sober Maniac always deriding Lusher Wayne for throwing up on Fremont Street.

by Lusher Farms 28 July, 2024

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Definition:

A debunked idea created by Mary Ellen Simonsen

Colloquialism:

Yea, I got a Flip-n-Notes and it's right on my middle finger.

by Failed Strategy 29 August, 2024

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Definition:

The doctor site that makes you think the worst is happening.

Colloquialism:

It's like when you got a headache, so check WebMD and find you're dying.

by Funtusticle 1 September, 2024

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Definition:

Pain be upon him.

Colloquialism:

Definitely not peace but pain be upon him.

by Moslem Joke 9 June, 2025

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Definition:

People who trip over their own newspaper clippings to oblivion.

Colloquialism:

Triptofan believes what they say only to realize he's walkin on ice slippin & trippin to nada.

by Baddles 26 August, 2024

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Definition:

Not respectable humans

Colloquialism:

Was walking at the park and came across Annie the drug addict, twitching on meth, and scratching her smelly course hair. Total Disrespectables loitering at the park after curfew.

by Despicable Me 1 August, 2024

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Definition:

A stupid math formula you must learn in high school and college but will never need to use unless you are not in the hard sciences.

Colloquialism:

F(X)? Fuck that. Just give ne some money. I'd rather hoop. F(X) sucks. My extra nerdy friend from study hall saves all the math formulas in my Ti 83 calculator anyways because of F(X) is annoying, so glad I'm into cheating. Lol.

by 2 + 2 = 4 21 November, 2023

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