Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Rejecting that which is an encroachment to your posterity.

Colloquialism:

Girl says, "I want to be more than friends." I say, "Not happening." Hello Susie, guess what? It's Not Happening!

by Really? 28 August, 2023

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Definition:

Disposal income for wine, women, and song.

Colloquialism:

Forget the trust fund for my nepo babies, spending that Lust Fund before my heirs blow my hardwork and genius on drugs, booze, and hookers. you gotta have a Lust Fund when living in amsterdam.

by Van Damme These Bitches! 31 December, 2025

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Definition:

A sports statistic, but also to have sex.

Colloquialism:

I need to Score, been a while.

by Shooter 10 August, 2024

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Definition:

When a multibillionaire names their child with a strange name.

Colloquialism:

There's billionaire naming his kid "Techno Mechanicus" thinkin' it's cool, when it's not.

by Poor Thinking 11 September, 2023

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Definition:

No academy people; learning on the fly.

Colloquialism:

The no codesters learning to survive with Nocademy skills trying to make a buck using Saas.

by Koala 21 August, 2024

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Definition:

The fuckin' chicks that dress like guys and have no damn clue what gender they are nor how to dress like a lady.

Colloquialism:

There's Clarisa on stage at church lookin' like dem Poorly Dressed Boys! All these Poorly Dressed Boys at church be scaring the hell out of me! Dress like a lady, damnit. Look like a woman, you Poorly Dressed Boys!

by What the Hell Happened? 7 July, 2023

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Definition:

Funny joker

Colloquialism:

Gringo is one Bobo Palhaco.

by Trinidade! 19 September, 2023

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Definition:

A shitty car that barely works

Colloquialism:

Kuku will drive that Junker Clunker of a Toyota until the tires, axles, and windows fall off.

by Beatriz 19 August, 2024

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Definition:

A curse meaning so much effort exerted for nothing.

Colloquialism:

Ah, Fuck Sweat! I did all of that for nothing. What nigga? We walked 3 hours to see an itty bitty water fall in the blazing heat? Fuck Sweat! This blows. I'm outta here.

by Cussing is Habit 5 March, 2025

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Definition:

Venture Capital

Colloquialism:

When VC firms Vulture Capital a business idea from a founder to render their shares heavily diluted. Yea, I did a deal with the devil, Vulture Capital, and my 40% stake is not worth 4.431405%.

by Founder Pounder 19 August, 2024

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