Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Buying miracles with filthy lucre.

Colloquialism:

There goes the Catholics trying to buy miracles with prayer beads, talk about some weird kind of Simony! "Oh Simony! I just bought be a miracle with money that will perish."

by Simon Magus 7 July, 2023

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Some mad scientist astronomer who thinks his Harvard degree means Aliens exist.

Colloquialism:

Hi, I'm Avi Loeb and I'm Jewish so that means I'm right, and you're wrong about Extraterrestrials.

by More Dumbass White Guys 11 September, 2023

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Double meaning for a mom who is of Puerto Rican descent but also that mom of your new girlfriend who recently added you on their social media to do recon work on your activities.

Colloquialism:

Mama Rican watching me like a hawk on social media now since her daughter and I are official.

by Security! 23 September, 2023

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Iranians and Indian women that have god awful witch beak noses.

Colloquialism:

Ay shit. The witch beaks are at de club right naw.! You talkn' bout de Hooked Nose Jeeta or the Ranian Gal? Meh, I talkn' bout both. Run, dem nose suck a tooth, meh ay scared of dat witch beak she tweek.

by Not The Native American 11 August, 2026

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Sick dimented pedofilia organization in the 1970's that tried to make pederasty legal.

Colloquialism:

Sex with boys? Why the hell would the police not arrest every Nambla member?

by Advocacy 6 December, 2024

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Not the university in California. Means the reprobates from Van Nuys, California who are into polyamory and hedonistic orgies in the porn industry.

Colloquialism:

Cal Poly started the polyamory including the Mormons and Moslems. What do Mormons and Moslems got in commmon? Answer: Cal Poly!

by Mike Adriano 19 November, 2024

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Thieves who steal packages

Colloquialism:

Hate that Porch Pirate! So low to steal packages from residents.

by Tow Rag 29 July, 2025

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Fake Harlots

Colloquialism:

Harlotans only dress like harlots, but they don't put out! I don't want Harlotans, too prude for me. Either give me the real thing (Harlot) or nothing at all.

by Harlots Web 5 June, 2025

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Colombia

Colloquialism:

Cliff's right now in Tha Bia! Wish I was there at Club Med! Tha Bia! Always a great time.

by Laureles Estadio 15 November, 2024

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Bell Glade, Florida

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High felony area outside of West Palm Beach that has signed 50 NFL players to the league.

by Anthony Carter 17 May, 2025

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