Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:

When milk Christians be trying to find the Glory of God at various churches.

Colloquialism:

Man, we heard about the Glory of God falling at Reverent Word Church, we be Chasing the Glory Cloud! Glory Chasers be Chasing the Glory Cloud of God! Brotha, the Glory of God is in you, you don't need no glory cloud.

by The Kingdom of God is in You! 18 November, 2024

Mockupedia Logo
Definition:

A weak white guy.

Colloquialism:

Lighty be pushin' a buck ten.

by White Lights 2 July, 2023

Mockupedia Logo
Definition:

A guy or girl that loves sex like a dance.

Colloquialism:

He's a Bone Dancer. Going from one bone to next bone and more boning to go!

by Bony Express 27 June, 2023

Mockupedia Logo
Definition:

The fake Jehovah Witness book that claims to be God's Word.

Colloquialism:

Jovah Libel be slandering the truth. Jovah's be tryna push their Jovah Libel on we. Not happening!

by Slandering Blasphemer 5 October, 2023

Mockupedia Logo
Definition:

A strong romantic hug demonstrating your love for your significant other.

Colloquialism:

No side hugs or shoulder taps! Only Luv Hugs!

by Aggressive Romance 6 July, 2024

Mockupedia Logo
Definition:

The quest for ass. Hitting the best lookin' booty bump in your player career.

Colloquialism:

There's something called hypergamy, well men got our own and we call it, "Bootypergamy."

by To Legit to Quit 31 December, 2024

Mockupedia Logo
Definition:

Heavily thick accented Indian scammers that use the Anydesk software to steal their victim's information.

Colloquialism:

Tahir the Anydesk Scammer is one angry scamateur. I hope that Tahir Anydesk Scammer goes to jail for a long time!

by Scam No Mo! 5 October, 2023

Mockupedia Logo
Definition:

Christmas is about the miracle of the virgin birth, but not the adoration of the blessed mother.

Colloquialism:

Christmas comin'! Ain't it about Christ entering the world? Tholics think it's bout the Blessed Virgin. Nah, we gone have to Mary Dismiss dat! Hahaha. Is it Christmas or Mary Dismiss? You pick!

by Emanuelle 30 November, 2023

Mockupedia Logo
Definition:

People who commit flagrant crimes.

Colloquialism:

You iza a Crime Committer! I don't like Crime Committers. What's with all these Crime Committers?

by Oh Crimany! 17 September, 2024

Mockupedia Logo
Definition:

Famous lead singer, well known celebrity, or a big name athlete.

Colloquialism:

I'm in love with a Starboy!

by Side Girl 2 August, 2024

Mockupedia Logo