Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Diviners, spell casters, and fortune tellers

Colloquialism:

Don't give a Scamwitch money. Stupid idea. Don't do it.

by Obeah 17 August, 2024

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Super hot chick.

Colloquialism:

Shagged me a Baddie bro! Was a Baddie all night long!

by Baddie Baller 26 June, 2023

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Gross overweight politician from Illinois.

Colloquialism:

JB Fatzer is a rather large man! Twinkies and donuts have shaped his political campaign's slogan, "I beat anorexia!"

by Gutfeld 5 February, 2025

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The American doctor who performs a surgery on you to ruin your sports career. Often a doctor who medicates you with so many pills its like drinking sugary soda drinks only to crash and burn on the blood sugar level highs.

Colloquialism:

Dr. Fucken Soda performed the worst fucking rotator cuff surgery on me only to destroy my sports career. Dr. Fucken Soda keeps giving me pills so I guess I'll take more vicodin, codeine, and percocet to just check out of life.

by Casualty of the System 13 August, 2023

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Idiots that can't understand basic requests.

Colloquialism:

No, Jaskiwinder at Walmart where the fuck is the Rogaine? Are you from Dumb Fuck Central? It's Minoxidil! Not Minerva or Trimurti you Dumb Fuck Central.

by Superstar 7 November, 2024

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Homeless guys with smelly hair and lice.

Colloquialism:

Hey, Vanilla Lice is on stage at the LA homeless shelter.

by Lynard Skinnard 9 August, 2024

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Africans who always laughing no matter what.

Colloquialism:

Laughricans is a different breed all together. Always smiling Laughricans! You have a very wealthy smile my dear. At least you are rich in laughter!

by Djibouti Talk 15 July, 2025

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Guys that pass std's to others.

Colloquialism:

There's Doctor Chlamydia is on the prowl!

by Pass it on 18 August, 2024

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The times of great delusion in our world.

Colloquialism:

Hello world, we livin' in the Daze of Deception, and that strong delusion is no illusion.

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A contemptous way of making fun of poor Lazarus in crack land.

Colloquialism:

Look, I'm very rich! Me and Lazarass have nothing in common. Lazarass is one lazy broke ass. Why would I want to go to Heaven, when all my friend's are going to Hell? Why would I want to hang out with Lazarass in Heaven? I wouldn't!

by The Very Rich Man in Hell 18 December, 2024

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