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Daddy Problems

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Fuck Drama Foh Yo Mama. It's Trauma Foh Yo Papa after the wife kiils the kid. Divorce? Sounds like moh Trauma Foh Yo Papa!

by Rock Fight 18 March, 2026

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The times of great delusion in our world.

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Hello world, we livin' in the Daze of Deception, and that strong delusion is no illusion.

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That big nigga who nobody messes with. Linebacker type.

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Big Chris at the front desk of fitness gym is tho. I ain't gettin' in no fight wit him.

by Anonymous 2 July, 2023

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Couches mispelled.

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Did you really jus' say Counches? My autowriter did the deed, it wudn't me...Geez. Cool furniture website! What is a Chaise Longe? You mean chaise lounge? It's spelled differently than I heard of? Looks french, but portuguese? Get me a Counches!

by Le Christopher Chaise Longe 20 May, 2025

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That white guy you thought was a Christian growing up but turned into an apostate Baháʼí cult follower of the new religion of science.

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That's Baháʼí Brian, my old friend from high school. All this time, I thought he was a Christian, but the fool has become a science cultist in that mideast religion. Oh, yea, there's tons of Baháʼí Brian's cult groups forming in the America's. Watch out for the Baháʼí Brians!

by Apostdate 11 September, 2023

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Ashkenazi Jews

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Beta-Israel Falashas be like we definitely not AshkeNazis!

by Queen of Saba 28 May, 2025

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Arbitrary female individual in conversation or literature.

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Suzy Q did that. Suzy Q needs to get a dose of reality.

by I Don't Know? 17 August, 2024

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Judge presiding over P. Diddy's case.

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Does Judge Subramaniac know how to speak English?

by Moppy 20 November, 2024

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Indian actress claiming racism but hates blacks. Married to a white guy.

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Don't even get me started on Pajeeta Chopra? Racism? And you married to a white Bonus Brother? What the duck is this?

by Nope Nil Nada! 22 April, 2026

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