Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Women that look like the minotaur with a cow nose ring.

Colloquialism:

Don't listen to Cow Nose Ringers, run! Cow Nose Ringers not gonna speak at my platform. Cow Nose Ringers be either Bi-Sexuals, Lesbians, Prostitutes, or Emo chicks.

by Run Forest Run! 12 February, 2025

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Fired New York school teacher claiming to be a Yankee Scout in Colombia.

Colloquialism:

Hi, I'm Scam McFalse! I claim to be hired by the Yankees as an international scout when in reality I'm running from an arrest warrant from Westchester. I'm Scam McFalse. I make violent threats everywhere I go, use racial slurs, and chase people with baseball bats because I'm a psychopath.

by Misdemeanor 2 Felony! 12 April, 2026

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Dump island in the Maldives where rubbish is burned.

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Yea, it's all Thilafushi to me. Burn it. Where you live patna? On Thilafushi, cuz you refuse.

by Maldivian Sweet 2 November, 2024

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The LGBTQ absurd definition of homosexuality in the creation of Adam & Eve.

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Adam & Steve? WTF is this. End the LGBTQ idiocy. US Government quit funding the chicanery. Adam & Steve created AIDS in the 1960's going forward.

by Ending Idiocy 10 October, 2024

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The latin guy who wanders off with underage teenageers.

Colloquialism:

Did you hear about the Dominican MLB player, Wander? Guy wandered with a 15 year old girl. Wandering with 15 will get you 20 in the great State of Texas. I tellin' ya, don't Wander with kideos, bad idea to Wander.

by Pedofiles 13 August, 2024

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Queer and Weird.

Colloquialism:

That's just Queird!

by Mr. Quids London 26 June, 2023

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Druggies on commuter buses tweeking out methamphetamines, or sitting on corners of buildings drugifying. (Seattle Pacific).

Colloquialism:

Everytime I go to Seattle I see the hobos doing the Fentanyl Nod! I must be in the northwest because they be doing the Fentanyl Nod all the time.

by Nodulator 23 July, 2023

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Worst college football program in NCAA Division 1 Football.

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And who deserves the award for the saddest college football program ever? The honor goes to our beloved Kent State!

by Tucky 12 November, 2024

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Lil Boy Elroy

Colloquialism:

You look like Roy Boy in the Jetsons.

by Rosie the Maid 14 January, 2025

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Nebraska Cornhuskers

Colloquialism:

Braska got blown out by Indy this year 56-7 in college football.

by Ellison 21 October, 2024

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