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Battery. The opposite of attending charm school for beauty pageants.

Colloquialism:

Dese city girls clearly went went to the Harm School of Battery, ain't no pageantry. When it ain't no pageantry it's Harm School Battery!

by Battery Man 2 August, 2024

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The 90% of society that just don't matter. Not going anywhere in society.

Colloquialism:

In the wide world of crazy, unfortunately, there's a whole bunch of Don't Matters out there.

by Jaded Distractions 23 July, 2024

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Drone activity in NJ.

Colloquialism:

What's with the Biden Administration's cover up over the drone warfare in New Jersey. It's a Game Of Drones here.

by Droning 3 January, 2025

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The Jamaicans that be living at your home for free, running up your AC bill, but claiming poverty when they own a home in Ja.

Colloquialism:

Damn Jafaikins! Start working and pay your rent on time like everyone else. Jafaikin mi bredda! Get your work permit. Let's go!

by One Responsible Homeowner 15 September, 2023

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Trickery and booting someone off the island, essentially mean to expell or remove like in the show Survivor.

Colloquialism:

I really liked Jessica, but had to blindside her for Tammy. Blindsiding happens to us all where your employer fires you for no good reason. Blindsiding is part of the show Survivor.

by Elimidate 19 September, 2023

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Fat people that think they are attractive when they are actually fat.

Colloquialism:

Queen Latifah is definitely Fatractive. Everytime I walk the Vegas Strip I see all women dressed nice, but the problem is they Fatractive.

by Mockupedia 11 April, 2024

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Freedom From Religion Foundation

Colloquialism:

Dan Barker and FFRF can go fuck themselves! Fuck yall. Spiritual slaves! Yall can suck the sweat from my balls.

by Sweat From My Ballz 14 February, 2024

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Death

Colloquialism:

He was Unalived by his crazy wife. I just want to be Unalived.

by Unaliving 6 April, 2025

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The inevitable moment when a false Christian declares their apostasy to the faith.

Colloquialism:

So I knew Dan Barker would be signing a letter and Apostdate it at some point in the future! Wa la more Apostdates!

by Losing my religion 11 September, 2023

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Gentiles

Colloquialism:

The way that Jews negatively look down at everyone else in the world.

by Goyim 21 October, 2024

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