Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

People who shit so big they clog the toilet.

Colloquialism:

Yo I used to play baseball with a guy named Lamby who shit so big the toilet would get clogged, talk about a strange case of Elephantshititis.

by Watch Out 7 September, 2023

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Ethiopians

Colloquialism:

Yea, I married a Thopi once. Lot of Thopi blackjack dealers here at Casino's in Vegas. Thopi's everywhere in Adddis Abbaba.!

by Oman 13 July, 2024

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Definition:

What men actually want in a relationship.

Colloquialism:

Bitch, the only thing I want to do is Fuck & Travel. Sorry, not buying you a house near your parents, we only Fuck & Travel. Nope, not buying that shit.

by Luv Jones 26 July, 2024

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Suicide

Colloquialism:

Jeb was found Unaliving himself after his wife betrayed his marriage.

by Slit Wrist 16 August, 2024

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Trans people

Colloquialism:

Too many Shqueers on Tinder these days. Saw me anotha Shqueer on the dating crap. Damn Shqueers!

by Play it Straight 12 December, 2024

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The police department in the UK that deals with policing fraud.

Colloquialism:

Fraud Squad

by Tracking Spies 3 September, 2024

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Terrible Hindians!

Colloquialism:

Fuckin' Harold and Kumars at the Jeet Party. Void the Jeets. No more Kumars!

by Jeet Beat 10 June, 2026

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Definition:

Fictitious award ceremony for recipients of the greatest rapists in history.

Colloquialism:

Jeet hindupani won a vra! what's a vra? duh, it's only like a grammy in rapist jargon! you mean the Victory Rape Awards? bingo like his name o.

by I Did It! 12 December, 2025

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Definition:

The girl who robs her grossly overweight sugar daddy.

Colloquialism:

Robin Fatman is a better thief than Aladdin and the Sporty Thieves. It was a case of Robin Fatman. Oh, Robin Fatman? Yea, I heard she's good at stealing sugar from the sugar factory.

by No Sacharine! 25 February, 2025

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Definition:

What you say to unbelievers.

Colloquialism:

Man, The Moslems are well funded in Arabic Paganism. You're Hellcome! Thanks.

by Quids London 20 November, 2024

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