Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Your ride or die chick, not the PT clinic.

Colloquialism:

So you like her? yep, that's my Kelly Hawkins? you mean the physical therapy clinic. she does that too, but my Kelly Hawkins takes care of me and my childrens.

by Ati 3 January, 2026

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One sick evil rich bastard. The embodiment of Satan.

Colloquialism:

What's new? George Soros thinks he's god!

by Davos Switzerland 26 January, 2024

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King's Seat at the dinner table.

Colloquialism:

I got da Kang's Seat at the top of the dinner table. The Dinner Winner got the Kang's Seat.

by Dinner Winner 6 July, 2024

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Usha Chilukuri the pagan that's married to senator JD.

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Saw your interview on Fox News Usha-Chill-U-A-Curry, let's not Forget It. I'd bang Usha-Chill-U-A-Curry, but that's about it.

by Spicy Times 9 August, 2024

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Being shot in cold blood. Assassinated.

Colloquialism:

He was Kirked! You mean assassinated by a hit man? Yes, the guy got Kirked. Every year, more people get Kirked in the name of religion.

by Tyler Robinson 21 November, 2025

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When you set up an appointment and it becomes a complete fucking disappointment.

Colloquialism:

Talk about miscommunication. I set up an appointment, and the Giolaser place cancels when I arrive. One thing I hate are "Disappointments!" I showed up, they didn't, what a fuckin' Disappointment!

by WTF is going on! 17 April, 2025

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All those fake products comin' from the stan countries like Pakistan! Or a fake person trying to be great when they are not the real Stan.

Colloquialism:

Fakestan be sounding ghetto fobulous, and now he selling fake purses, fake leather belts, and fake nikes.

by The Real Slim Shady 13 July, 2023

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Late night at the center of town or a scary part of the city where it is low lit.

Colloquialism:

Man, I'm in Central Dark right now, walkin' fast, and avoiding the muggers here in Bogota.

by Bippin' 3 August, 2024

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The guy that stays at home and does whatever he can to please his overbearing wife.

Colloquialism:

She got herself a Simp Daddy. Last thing I want to be is a Simp Daddy. I ain't no Simp Daddy. I'm da Pimp Daddy and my daughter's virginity is for sale at 3 million bucks when she turns 21.

by Daddy Simp 27 February, 2025

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Tax authorities that overcharge

Colloquialism:

There's a reason Matthew the Tax Collector was hated, he's the Taxistas that middles his way to the middle for the false charges.

by Don't Pay 15 August, 2024

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