Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The dumbest president in the history of the United States of America.

Colloquialism:

Joe Bye Dumb has no fucking clue what he is doing! Client of the deep state. Nobody respects Joe Bye Dumb. Just so dumb it hurts.

by Which Way Did It Go George? 3 November, 2023

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Fake AI synthetic music crap

Colloquialism:

AI Surendra is now creating fake music and fake videos on Suno. Dumb! Watch out.

by Worst Ever 10 May, 2025

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Cutting off crazy Jane Doe from your life by blocking her texts, calls, email, social media, and stalking.

Colloquialism:

You thought I said, "block chain?" Nah, said, "Block Jane" like I'mma have to Block Jane and put a restraining order on her for crazy test messages at 2:02 am and love letters to my email inbox, and secret stalking of my social media. How much Block Jane you invested in?

by Walkie Talkie 23 January, 2025

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An Arab guy who has to pay his third wife alimony.

Colloquialism:

Hi, I'm Ali Mani, baby can you be patient? I have to pay my third wife alimony (ali mani).

by 18 Year's of Alimony 13 July, 2023

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Great basketball player who is always injured, and never plays for the LA Clippers.

Colloquialism:

Kahwi Injury Leonard missed 179 of possible 435 games and is still sidelined indefinitely! What game does this guy play? Basketball or Crutches? Kahwi Injury Leonard be think'n the more games I miss, the more money I make! Perfect business strategy.

by Loss Angeles 25 October, 2024

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Some Indian loser that thinks he can play baseball

Colloquialism:

That lil pussy Vidtwat Shitcar looks like shit, plays like shit, and is shit. What the shit is going on with baseball these days and those glasses do not make him look like Ricky Vaughn in Major League. You do not make my heart sing Vidtwat Shitcar.

by Times Of Shittia 23 September, 2026

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Definition:

How a trader shorted Blockchain markets.

Colloquialism:

Hindenberg Short worked out.

by Aphria 11 August, 2024

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Definition:

False religionist preachers

Colloquialism:

Boi dem listening to folks on Satan Pulpits like it was Yehovah. Slammers, Stanis, Tiests, Nostics, Du's and more congregants at the Satan Pulpits.

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Definition:

High on energy; or blitzed on drugs and alcohol

Colloquialism:

Party was lit, the whole room was Drunkin' & Crunkin'.

by Mocktales 29 October, 2023

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Definition:

Korean cult leader claiming to be the second coming of Jesus Christ and raping women.

Colloquialism:

JMS (Jung Myung Seok) is one crazy Korean cult leader.

by Insanity Predator 14 October, 2023

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