Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When you set up an appointment and it becomes a complete fucking disappointment.

Colloquialism:

Talk about miscommunication. I set up an appointment, and the Giolaser place cancels when I arrive. One thing I hate are "Disappointments!" I showed up, they didn't, what a fuckin' Disappointment!

by WTF is going on! 17 April, 2025

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Never going to happen. Waiting and waiting months but nothing has materialized. No payout. No deadline met.

Colloquialism:

Brett, we're in the month of Neveruary! Iv'e waited months and Neveruary is round the corner. Thanks for never delivering! When's your birthday? Neveruary, right?

by Osei Collection 15 February, 2026

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Professional Christians who get a salary to serve God.

Colloquialism:

There goes those Paid Christians telling me what to do, and gettin' big bucks from the offering plate. Damn, I am mean I know we need professional Christians, but can some people just do some effacing work for real?

by Paid Christian 26 June, 2023

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A derogatory term that Kendrick Lamar uses to mock the rapper Drake who being from the 6 (Toronto) and calling himself god is blasphemous like the Devil wanting to be Yahweh in the fall of Lucifer.

Colloquialism:

You not a 69 god, just an evil devil, prying on underage women, Canada boi,

by Ken Mar 8 September, 2024

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Fake Harlots

Colloquialism:

Harlotans only dress like harlots, but they don't put out! I don't want Harlotans, too prude for me. Either give me the real thing (Harlot) or nothing at all.

by Harlots Web 5 June, 2025

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Definition:

Fake Billionaire Liar

Colloquialism:

Thanks Andi Schmied, now your photos shown us the concrete jungle million dollar properties that are not beachfront.

by Rothstein 26 August, 2024

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Definition:

Bankrupt or Corrupt.

Colloquialism:

It's just Rupt. The whole thing is Rupt! You so bankrupt and corrupt, that's why you Rupt!

by The World Made Me This Way 29 September, 2023

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Definition:

Dead guy who wudn't really shit.

Colloquialism:

Nipsey Hustle is dead, and yall quoting him like he was Pac. Yall is a bunch of dumb mafuckas. Half rate artist. It's just a hustle, bro.

by Shakur 29 January, 2025

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Definition:

When strippers pole dance and twirl in a ring on stage.

Colloquialism:

She brought it to a whole new level with her Stripnastics. Girls, definitely got Stripnastic skills on the dance pole.

by Marcy 8 August, 2024

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Definition:

The fake unbelievers who claim to be children of God, but are not born again of God's Spirit.

Colloquialism:

There's Rambir a Fraudigal son claiming he's enlightened when he actually is an unenlightened Fraudigal son!

by Prodiguous Truth 6 August, 2023

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