Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When a guy requests a woman produce photos because they recently met on a dating app and it seems that she's not who she claims to be.

Colloquialism:

Hi baby, "requesting a Body Check?" Because I'm not sure you are gradeable.

by First Class 24 August, 2023

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An attractive woman that has a ton of sex appeal.

Colloquialism:

Love is a Sex Bomb, blowin' up in my pants! Rocket explosion. Houston we've touchdown! Detonate that Sex Bomb at the club tonight.

by Felicity Shagwell 17 January, 2025

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The fat guy at the pro ball game who thinks he's playing the game while taking Score even when there is a scoreboard.

Colloquialism:

I was at Las Vegas Ball Park and a Fatistician was in left field keeping Score.

by Fatlete 30 July, 2023

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Booty countries (ass factories) that grow the best home grown ass around the globe.

Colloquialism:

The ass factories in Brazil, Dominican Republic, Colombia have world renown Assplants. If you want a homegrown latin booty then visit the South American Assplants.

by Booty Booty Booty 13 July, 2023

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Lil Boy Elroy

Colloquialism:

You look like Roy Boy in the Jetsons.

by Rosie the Maid 14 January, 2025

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Definition:

When women is angry, entitled, and crying that no man wants them.

Colloquialism:

Baby, here's a Tissue 4 Ur Issue.

by No Mo No Cry 2 October, 2023

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Drone activity in NJ.

Colloquialism:

What's with the Biden Administration's cover up over the drone warfare in New Jersey. It's a Game Of Drones here.

by Droning 3 January, 2025

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Side girlfriends.

Colloquialism:

When you witness your Side Chick strike up a convo with your main chick.

by Guys Got Options 1 September, 2024

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When a women wants all the gifts in a relationship without putting out or giving benefits. A one-side dating relationship. A very manipulative, calculating, and deceptive situation.

Colloquialism:

My relationship sux! It's just an Eve's Christmas Party and I ain't gettin' none. I need to bail on this chick cuz I'm in jail with her demands, apathy, and billable hours. Unfortunaly, "My Girl" is a billable hourette and I'm stuck with Eve's Christmas bill on another date with Babe's in Toyland!

by Jambo 10 October, 2026

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Definition:

Name of a real figure in Asia that phonetically sounds exactly like Samsung.

Colloquialism:

Yo Sam Sung got a big TV! Sam Sung a nice song on China Idol.

by Toshiba 31 July, 2024

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