Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Ohtani interpretor who stole millions to pay gambling debts.

Colloquialism:

What the duck? Just heard about Ippei ripping off his client? What's new? Greedy interpretor steals baseball legend's baseball cards like takin' candy from a baby.

by Orel Hershiser 30 November, 2024

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Just an average sexual dalliance.

Colloquialism:

Yea, we had a Parlay, rendezvous at about 2, in the morning. I was so drunk it was only a sub Parlay.

by Trists 12 June, 2024

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Under Armour and New Balance

Colloquialism:

Baltimore people reppin' UA's & Newbies.

by Mockupedia 20 June, 2024

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Nickname for Denzel Washington.

Colloquialism:

I'm going to start calling you, "Zel Wa" after the actor Denzel Washington. Denzel realized he didn't like his slave name: Washington, so now he is our official tribal leader Zel Wa. Now, all of you can find the Zel Wa in you! Hahaha.

by Kerry Washington 9 August, 2024

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Notha term for a Hindu.

Colloquialism:

The Du's are at it again, erecting shrines to demon idols at Caesar's Palace. I don't like Du's, I avoid pagans of all kinds to be honest.

by Du Not! 15 July, 2024

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Drunk Driving

Colloquialism:

Roger failed the drunk driver test while he was cited for Blurpendicular intoxication.

by Craig Fredericks 4 August, 2024

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Defining the amount of violence and crime in Chi-Town (Chicago).

Colloquialism:

What you call an Afghani living in Chicago these days? A Chiraqi! Lots of violence in Chiraq these days.

by Manute Bol 15 July, 2024

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Some middle-class white chick who is super entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is normal, and always calls the manager.

Colloquialism:

There goes Karen on aisle 8 now wanting the manager because the beans are not stacked right in the row. Karen is in the park calling the cops on black folks for no good reason. Damn, these Karen's are total arrogant bitches.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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A man who can’t make pars, but makes bogey on every hole in golf he plays.

Colloquialism:

You not a par man; you a Bogey Mon who can't make a putt bro.

by Parfecto 28 June, 2023

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Term for black women who fall in love with men of a lighter skin complexion because they have been conditioned by a racist and colorist society that frowns on dark skin and praises light skin.

Colloquialism:

It wasn't the sex or any of the above, it was a case of Love At First White. I dated a girl like that in college, Andrea didn't realize she had been conditioned at a young age to believe in Love At First White.

by White is Right 11 October, 2023

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