Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Gerard. A song about a good lookin' latin dude.

Colloquialism:

Fernando got his Rico Suave look going on with abs of steal and flowing hair.

by Ayesha 3 July, 2023

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Definition:

Learning to mock absurdity in comedic humor.

Colloquialism:

Mockupedia is a new software company on the internet.

by Mockrates 9 August, 2024

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The LGBTQ absurd definition of homosexuality in the creation of Adam & Eve.

Colloquialism:

Adam & Steve? WTF is this. End the LGBTQ idiocy. US Government quit funding the chicanery. Adam & Steve created AIDS in the 1960's going forward.

by Ending Idiocy 10 October, 2024

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When your woman gives you sex for something that you did for her.

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Josephine says, "Hey Shaka, I'll give you a Bedroom Payout if you do clean my roof gutter." Shaka responds, "I will accept the Bedroom Payout."

by Bed Work 14 July, 2023

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When a man identifies a Dominican he wants to have a child with to create the next great baseball player.

Colloquialism:

I'm talking to Estefany from Santo Domingo and we're planning "Bambino Futuro!"

by Slugger 17 September, 2023

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Judeo-Christian Western Hemisphere.

Colloquialism:

Yahmerica my land. No heathen Pagans allowed. Get saved or get out! Go back to Paganland.

by God Bless Yahmerica 13 October, 2024

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The crazy woman who sent 159,000 texts to a guy after their first date.

Colloquialism:

Texter Sexter went to court. Her eyes look crazy. Talk about the effort. Real bad girl game 159,000 texts! Craziness.

by Needy Greedy Insane 1 February, 2025

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Having big families but not going anywhere in life. The stalemate of a fast mating rate halving to zero dividend payouts.

Colloquialism:

You know the greatest irony? I call it the Lackrifice, when people be having kids quick, claiming we love each other so much, but making you front the bill. No! I didn't sign up for the Lackrifice on the alter of bad family choices.

by Choices 18 August, 2023

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Definition:

Witch of Endor whom King Saul seeks divination to summon the spirit of Samuel.

Colloquialism:

I wonder how ugly the Bitch of Endor was? Most of yall pretty girls is actually the Bitch of Endor.

by Playertese 13 November, 2024

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Definition:

Some Habesha guy from Yemen who loves chewing Qat (Khat).

Colloquialism:

That nigga, Getachew be chomping down on Qat like it's Big League Chew. Getechew of dis!

by Chew Bacca 30 June, 2023

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