Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Not the university in California. Means the reprobates from Van Nuys, California who are into polyamory and hedonistic orgies in the porn industry.

Colloquialism:

Cal Poly started the polyamory including the Mormons and Moslems. What do Mormons and Moslems got in commmon? Answer: Cal Poly!

by Mike Adriano 19 November, 2024

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When a man identifies a Dominican he wants to have a child with to create the next great baseball player.

Colloquialism:

I'm talking to Estefany from Santo Domingo and we're planning "Bambino Futuro!"

by Slugger 17 September, 2023

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The local boyfriend from the neighborhood who is fine with his woman making money from the richer guys in town.

Colloquialism:

Liseth has a Barrio Novio, but tonight's my night with her. No big deal.

by Medellin 4 June, 2024

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Bookish people who suck at techy things.

Colloquialism:

Professor Kluts is an Eruditz, never able to work anything with a battery and hardware.

by CNET 27 July, 2024

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When you secretively purchase a background check on someone.

Colloquialism:

I met a cute guy at Goodwill. Thought it was true hood to be true. Did a Blackground Check and he's okay, checks out. Just had to make sure.

by Psoriasis Girl 23 October, 2024

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Definition:

People that work the graveyard shift.

Colloquialism:

Just another graveyarder working the late night shift. I'm so glad I'm not a graveyarder!

by Open Hearts Graves 7 July, 2023

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Lowlifes that steal burned down homes from fires.

Colloquialism:

Gasoline in sewers? Fire Looters dressed like Fire Fighters stealing Emmy's in Palisades? Fire Looters suck.

by Gavin Lose Him 19 January, 2025

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Definition:

Caribbean for a joker.

Colloquialism:

That Coolie be a Jokey Mon.

by Jokester 30 June, 2023

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Definition:

Couches mispelled.

Colloquialism:

Did you really jus' say Counches? My autowriter did the deed, it wudn't me...Geez. Cool furniture website! What is a Chaise Longe? You mean chaise lounge? It's spelled differently than I heard of? Looks french, but portuguese? Get me a Counches!

by Le Christopher Chaise Longe 20 May, 2025

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Definition:

Brotha Barry from Atascocita, Houston.

Colloquialism:

Big Bow Wow du-ragged up requestin' 350K salary while workin' remote. Big Bow Wow, Brotha Barry datin' slim chica cross H-town near Pasadena or Sugarland? Space City News posted Big Bow Wow's next rap concert at the Black Oak Music Hall.

by Houston We've Touchdown 12 February, 2025

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