Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

What black Caribbean folks call coolies they don't like.

Colloquialism:

You Indian Nigga Bitch!

by Derogatory Jamaican 13 July, 2023

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The professional in Christian apologetics who teaches losers on why they don't want to go to Hell so they can become winners in going to Heaven.

Colloquialism:

That's Christopher the Helliologist. He yells at the top of his lungs to the Hellbound losers that they might repent of their unbelief so they receive eternal life in the Kingdom of Jesus Christ.

by Heaven's Great 12 August, 2023

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A dusty DJ from Washington, holding it out down for dust pans, peddlers, and provocateurs.

Colloquialism:

Yep, my cousin' is DJ Pandust! Waitin' for a hit. Wait, is it DJ Pandust or DJ Panrust? I'm not sure.

by Jokemon 25 August, 2024

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Some town in Colombia that sounds like the word ham and the country of Burundi.

Colloquialism:

Negra Mina got nice cholado and raspado down there in Jamundi.

by Going back to back to Cali, Cali 20 September, 2023

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False hope ideology rooted in New Age that only produces more losers preaching karmic imprint, fake compassion, and positive thinking will solve life's greatest problems without repentance in Jesus Christ, Biblical soteriology, and holistic properties of the healing Word of Scripture.

Colloquialism:

Without actionable steps and commercializing "The Secret," someone is getting rich and it ain't you. I got a secret, but if I tole' you it wouldn't be a secret! Personal reality shifting does not change the reality of the gospel of Jesus Christ.

by Seven Years in Tibet 6 February, 2025

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All the ladies a player be mac'n.

Colloquialism:

Boi he done slay numerous Assualties.

by Play On 26 October, 2023

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The act of not giving a care.

Colloquialism:

F that! Duck That! Screw that. I'm definitely not doing it, "Duck That!"

by Make It Up As You Go! 9 January, 2024

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The act of pick pocketing like the famous Pick Pocketeer Mary Frith.

Colloquialism:

If you decide to live a life of street crime you gots to do it right like Mary Frith, and Cutpurse do be a legit Pick Pocketeer.

by Pock Pocketeer 9 August, 2024

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Definition:

Catholic Priest.

Colloquialism:

I love Juan The Baptiste. Every time I visit a Catholiic Church in South America I say hi to Juan. He's great. Always sprinkles water on my forehead! It's better thank taking a bath. Juan The Baptiste is great. Thanks Juan!

by Grover Leaveland 23 July, 2025

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