Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Blasphemers who oppose the deity of Jesus Christ.

Colloquialism:

Look moh Phemers protesting their blaspheming ways in the public square. Slims, Du's, Nostics, Hists, Eists, Lientologists, Jovahs, Jahs, Mon's is bunch of Phemers.

by Straight Paths 26 October, 2023

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A felony sex addict music artist known for peeing on underage girls.

Colloquialism:

Why does R. Felly pee on underage girls? That is one sick bastard. That's atrocious.

by Don't Pee On Me 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Fake humanitarians who have an appetite and budget for tragedy.

Colloquialism:

The Tragederians are not humanitarian. They be the reason people be gettin' killed. Tragederians tryna save the whales instead of people. WTF? Are you serious!

by Marco Rubio 6 February, 2025

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Definition:

When all your options flop. Failure on all sides.

Colloquialism:

Some people be trading options. Jezebel be trading Floptions. "Man, I only got Floptions right now!"

by Floppy Risk 2 August, 2023

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Definition:

Fictitious leader who impregnates women!

Colloquialism:

Oh her Dad is Lustafari! He's got kids everywhere with 7 different women.

by Transactional 7 June, 2026

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Definition:

Suicide

Colloquialism:

Jeb was found Unaliving himself after his wife betrayed his marriage.

by Slit Wrist 16 August, 2024

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Definition:

Not committed, only have appointments with "Ho's."

Colloquialism:

I don't have committments, I got Homittments!

by Lovely Days 30 September, 2023

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Not the hotel. Short bald guy from the coast line of Oregon.

Colloquialism:

Hey Baldorf Astoria! How's Seaside and Lincoln City?

by 99 Points 27 November, 2024

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Not the female rapper. Some asian golfer chick on the LPGA.

Colloquialism:

A Lil Kim almost won but still lost.

by Xanax 28 September, 2024

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Definition:

Laughable Wacko Jacko impersonators who are dismal in their MJ impersonations it makes you wince.

Colloquialism:

Mic_Kill Crackson is at it again!

by Beepop and Rocksteady 7 July, 2024

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