Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

"Longtime winter in Jordan" Muslim burqa chick hawking for money.

Colloquialism:

Maya Ghazal needs to quit it, trying to hawk the Gaza war for money. The only kind of Gaza Strip I believe in is bikinis and asses. I've been to Jordan, bitch and it's 110 degrees! Only area it snows is near Petra.

by United Booty 12 February, 2025

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Having big families but not going anywhere in life. The stalemate of a fast mating rate halving to zero dividend payouts.

Colloquialism:

You know the greatest irony? I call it the Lackrifice, when people be having kids quick, claiming we love each other so much, but making you front the bill. No! I didn't sign up for the Lackrifice on the alter of bad family choices.

by Choices 18 August, 2023

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Definition:

Tasting all the colors of the rainbow in Brazil's ethnic composition of diverse phenotypes.

Colloquialism:

Like sweat savory Skittles, I love my diverse flavored South American Brizzles.

by Askin Robbins 21 September, 2023

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Definition:

The way accented Spanish speakers say tips.

Colloquialism:

Honey, give the waiter a Teepz please-ed. Do you wanna give a Teepz? Not really, but here's some away dineiro.

by Poor Favor 14 April, 2025

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Florida slang - to park far away. The Goofy parking lot is the farthest lot at Walt Disney World.

Colloquialism:

Ron had to Park In Goofy. Long tram ride.

by Goof Troop 9 June, 2024

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Women who think they can be lead Pastors.

Colloquialism:

No bitch, you not a lead Pastor, and I ain't listening to you. All yall Militant Pastorettes need to stand down! Will the real men stand up and Pastor, so these Pentalostal Pastorettes can participate in orderly worship.

by Pastorettes 14 October, 2023

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Definition:

Past tense for saw something?

Colloquialism:

Saw what? Can you repeat, please?

by Bajan 3 July, 2023

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Definition:

Annoying and intrusive messages that suggest and invade your privacy.

Colloquialism:

Yup, got another Text Ad! Now, you're blocked. Get the fuck off my phone you undeserving minion bot.

by Botony 19 August, 2024

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Definition:

Down to nothing. when satan attacks your finances on all sides so you lack everything.

Colloquialism:

Man, i'm feelin' the satanic Lack Attack right naw. what de problem? Lack Attack meh problem.

by Demon Wayans 11 December, 2025

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Definition:

The unjust system that calls itself judicial but is prejudicial and broken.

Colloquialism:

I used to think the Injustice System was fair and just, nope it's unjust, flaweed, causes more harm than good.

by Justice Reform 25 August, 2024

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