Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The Hebrew term for Gentile.

Colloquialism:

We're Jewish and you're Goyim so we finance the slave contracts to keep you working while we portfolio manage the architecture of the Americas.

by Financiers 29 July, 2024

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Definition:

The guy who is bonking all the girls!

Colloquialism:

Willy Bonka doing what he does, "he came, he saw, he bonkered." When I grow up I want to be Willy Bonka and his chocolate factory.

by Roblin 10 January, 2024

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Definition:

Friends that act like they are lovers.

Colloquialism:

He's your Valentine? We're just Pals. Nope, I'm a modern woman, I've relegated Junior as my Palentine. Happy Palentines!

by No Love; Only Friend Zone 7 February, 2025

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Definition:

The perfect pair; a wonderful couple.

Colloquialism:

We is Parfecto, now ya know!

by Perfect Couple 28 June, 2023

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Definition:

Song written after who has no clue how the world works.

Colloquialism:

That black widow Miss Ya Missin just don't know reality. She always be missin' everything.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Analogy for old fat women that have broke ass suitors making lame ass low bids on that 200,000 miler ass of a worthless honda civic.

Colloquialism:

That desperado Rhonda Civic is on her last legs at over 200,000 miles, and who would want to drive that old clunker to the car show? Sho no! Not me.

by Miles 22 September, 2023

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Definition:

The aimless activities of primarily white women who obsessively seek attention. The term can also refer to all women who obsessively seek attention in any form they can get it whether good or bad.

Colloquialism:

Attention Whores like Brittney Spears? And, tapping Wemby on the shoulder during Summer League in Las Vegas only to get slapped by his security. Anything for attention, ratings, the next big act.

by Peace of Mind 9 July, 2023

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Definition:

New Agers who got played by the Hindus and Buddhists, and have become total crackpots.

Colloquialism:

It's just Crackpot Central! Oh yea, I saw an episode of Crackpot Central, was hideous to say The Least. Listening to white crackpots talk about their Ayuahasca events is funny. You don't need pychedelics to be a crackpot! Just tune into Crackpot Central.

by Looney Toons 5 February, 2025

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Definition:

Baseball term. The way they say home run in Latin America.

Colloquialism:

Caminero hit a towering Jonron over centerfield! Jonron sounds like two first names in one name. That's a JonRon!

by World Baseball Classic 7 March, 2026

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Definition:

Trying to buy the Holy Spirit with money; a false convert to Christianity.

Colloquialism:

Oh, there's a lot of Simon Magus running around the world, hawking the Holy Spirit. We call them Pentalostals! Get your dose of the Holy Spirit for a price!

by Money for Miracles 7 July, 2023

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