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UberThieves

Definition:

The uber driver who keeps your shit, when you leave a belonging in their car after the dropoff.

Colloquialism:

"Damn son, I just left my new white Nike thermo water bottle in the UberThieves car. Pisses me off!" "UberThieves be stealing my shit; dude I'll pay you for the returned item just do the honest thing UberThieves! Wanderson the UberThief be like, "Well, maybe you should not leave your thangs in my car; I'm not a nanny, I'm an UberThief. It's what I do, and I'm good at it. I never respond to lost and found Uber calls!"

by Losing Thangs in Uber Cars 9 September, 2023

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Kelly Hawkins

Definition:

Your ride or die chick, not the PT clinic.

Colloquialism:

So you like her? yep, that's my Kelly Hawkins? you mean the physical therapy clinic. she does that too, but my Kelly Hawkins takes care of me and my childrens.

by Ati 3 January, 2026

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Fakeball

Definition:

Metal bat baseball

Colloquialism:

Folks in college jus' playin' Fakeball not real baseball. Baseball is played with a wood bat, not a metal bat. Fakeball sux.

by Fakeball Players 27 February, 2026

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Bitcher

Definition:

The worst position in baseball.

Colloquialism:

Man, I feel sorry for That Guy! His girlfriend is one mean Bitcher. Would never want to live in that nappy dugout.

by Jugs Light Flight 3 June, 2024

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Yahkeyology

Definition:

All the archeological finds that Yahweh has provided in real history

Colloquialism:

Love me some Yahkeyology. The key to archeology is Yah.

by Secret lies with Yah 12 November, 2023

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Big Harma

Definition:

Big pharmaceutical.companies that have no efficacy and jack up prices for profits while killing humanity on the death bed.

Colloquialism:

Pharma Bro and the bad guys like Dr. Fraudci are killing the world as we know it with Big Harma.

by Statutory Rape 6 December, 2025

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Wrongers

Definition:

People who be doing wrong like it's a fashion style.

Colloquialism:

Here de Problem: Crimers, Wrongers, and Badders!

by Wrongly Brothers 2 January, 2025

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Waterworks

Definition:

Women who cry to get what they want.

Colloquialism:

Watch out for the Waterworks show because the spigot will turn on when she doesn't get what she wants. Utility bill gettin expensive. Never give into the Waterworks. Cry me a river, bitch! Water doesn't work, in this case.

by Flatina 12 February, 2025

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Typocritical

Definition:

Typically critical

Colloquialism:

You divorced to so why be so Typocritical?

by K. Diddly 20 November, 2024

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Smell & Killmer

Definition:

Fictitious Law Firm that denies plaintiffs allegations with perjury, and thinks they are the head honcho of disputes by never acknowledging wrong.

Colloquialism:

How embarrasing it must be to work for Smell & Killmer. They smell because they are ugly hearted people, they kill your complaint with white lies because they empty soulless creatures. I got a letter from Smell & Killmer. The denied allegations instead of offering settlement. Now, I have to make them look stupid at Discovery.

by Jury for the Plaintiff 30 October, 2025

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