Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The aimless activities of primarily white women who obsessively seek attention. The term can also refer to all women who obsessively seek attention in any form they can get it whether good or bad.

Colloquialism:

Attention Whores like Brittney Spears? And, tapping Wemby on the shoulder during Summer League in Las Vegas only to get slapped by his security. Anything for attention, ratings, the next big act.

by Peace of Mind 9 July, 2023

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Definition:

Portmanteau for contradictory and retarded.

Colloquialism:

That's so Contarded my bro. Talk about the most Contarded statement I've heard in a long long time.

by Quantiplier 31 July, 2024

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Long African name for the murderer of Felicia Johnson.

Colloquialism:

Damn, dat is a mouthful ya dig. Chukwuebuka Nwubodo is one cold dude. Pray for the Johnson family.

by On the Run 26 August, 2024

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Definition:

The premium database for single eligible divorced relationship makers.

Colloquialism:

Bektoria got divorced. Now she's on the Divorced Draftboard; she's my number 1 draft pick for the Divorce Draft.

by Eligible Bachelor 14 September, 2023

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Some crazy illegal named Juan who uses a blow torch to cause fires in LA.

Colloquialism:

Same guys who think they can control the earth's temperature can't stop Blow Torch Juan from causing fires in LA.

by Pasedana & Altadena 19 January, 2025

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When fans let you know how much they hate you.

Colloquialism:

It was A Crappy Fanniversary at the Garden today for Badly Blues.

by Sadly True 15 March, 2025

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Definition:

The fuckin' chicks that dress like guys and have no damn clue what gender they are nor how to dress like a lady.

Colloquialism:

There's Clarisa on stage at church lookin' like dem Poorly Dressed Boys! All these Poorly Dressed Boys at church be scaring the hell out of me! Dress like a lady, damnit. Look like a woman, you Poorly Dressed Boys!

by What the Hell Happened? 7 July, 2023

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Definition:

When a person is so tardy they be makin' you Wait Late.

Colloquialism:

Lack people be always so Wait Late!

by Slip Tardy 25 May, 2024

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Definition:

Figure of speech. To mean it's not worth the time to think about it or expend energy on that thing, person, or issue.

Colloquialism:

Brah, Forget It! She's not worth your time dude. Forget it! Just Forget It! Fuckin' Forget It!

by Joe Blow 24 July, 2024

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